Your sale has you decline

Your sale has you decline

posted on 16 Nov 2017 in Signs

visitors-of-child-people

Companion of child… sit down!

Photo courtesy of Patti Wagner.
Found in Tokyo. 

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Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Ah. The ubiquitous Dish of Child.

YUM YUM!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

I am already in my declining years.

I do not need to decline any other bloody thing, thank you.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Look here Tojo!

I politely decline to decline any declinations.

GFY.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

However any brats screaming around the restaurant, (who bagarapim sindaun bilong mi) I will drown in the Goldfish Pond.

Tokpisin = Destroy my peace and quiet.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Child people have issues.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

I make noise. Here, have a dish of I scream.

DrLex
DrLex
6 years ago

I make noise! Especially after eating beans.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
6 years ago

Child people like eating child. They like to inspect noisy and running child before they devour them. Declining child people means no business.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Run in around may get you a child.

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

Will the Child be fried or roasted

algernon
algernon
6 years ago

I mak noise but child can run around in

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

Woman people, take care of your child people because the man people has you decline

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
6 years ago

Waiter, there’s a heir in my dish of child.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

I make noise, therefore I’m child

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The entering and the visitor…
Hmmm, suspicious.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

How much Moore can child people take?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

They’re not kidding!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
6 years ago

A child strolls into a bar and starts to howl.
The bartender says, “Hey, get out of here with all your noise!”
The child says, “I thought this was a whine bar.”

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

A visitor is someone who pos in and out.

Visiting child people will get you 7 to 12.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

EDIT: pops in and out.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
6 years ago

So, are you going to approve my loan or what?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

– Honey? I see child people!
– That’s our daughter, darling.

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Woody Allen”s latest movie.

Honey I Screwed the Kids.

(I know it is in bad taste- but he really did – if you remember. The young Asian lady when he was married to – was it Mia Farrow?)

Looked it up: She is Soon Yi. .

Long Tom
Long Tom
6 years ago

The restaurant catering to Wiccans!

You know, the people who claim to be religious witches.

sam
sam
6 years ago

Ok so I was genuinely curious enough about the Japanese text, and so I tried putting a portion of the image into an OCR and then taking the OCR into google translate. Now I could tell that the OCR made some mistakes, a few of the characters were different, but I thought that with only a few mistakes I should be able to get a general idea… well, here’s the translation: “To the prisoners of the conflict of prisoners · Yellowstone entering the hidden poultry enclosed entrance ‘Combination ~ = = hunting crowd · deprivation under attack · astringent fighting… Read more »

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
6 years ago

The Engrish has you decline!

Marum
Marum
6 years ago

Once upon a time, in a far away land, there were some very bad children.
One day, their grandmother who owned a restaurant, go totally annoyed by them. So she cut them up and cooked them, and fed all her guests a dish of child. Finally the last of the children were gone.

Now children. We are all going to be good….Aren’t we?

Pete
Pete
6 years ago

This happens to be one of the worst cases of “Japlish” I’ve ever seen! The English bears only somewhat of a resemblance to the Japanese! Here is how I would translate it: No elementary school children under fourth grade allowed on the premises. For elementary school children in grades higher than fourth grade, no running around the premises. (A couple of the characters are really hard to see so that’s just a guess.) For elementary school children in grades higher than fourth grade, no dishes other than what they ordered allowed on the premises. (Again, this time the https://www.engrish.com lettering… Read more »

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