A little peasant sweat on the side

A little peasant sweat on the side

posted on 15 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

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Trying to watch my peasant carbs…

Photo courtesy of Tony G.
Found in China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I don’t often get the wind before eating a meal!

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Make sure the peasants dead

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

A little croaker, I thought they were alive

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Kermit! Nooooo!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

AKA serf and turf.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Don’t pig out on the blunt snout.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Uhh … Sauteed vegetable soup 2 cup rice, please.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Waiter, these meals are terrible. There are two spaces between ‘starch’ and ‘beef’, the green pepper can’t hold the salt fish at all, and that little croaker just said ”libbit”!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Salt fish? Ah Bagoong. Just like anchovies, goes great on Pizza.

Bagoong = Fermented fish paste. (Philippines)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A Russian Count visited the King’s Estates and went out hunting with some of the courtiers.

When asked how he went he replied. “Not too bad. I shot several peasants.”

Courtier: “Oh! The Count’s English is not so good. He means several Pheasants.”

Count: My English is perfect. I meant Peasants. They were so ineffably rude, I shot them!”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Waiter! Is this snout?
– Oh no, Madam, it snot!

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

How times have changed.Fifty years ago, capitalist starch meat would have been on the menu at the same restaurant.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Manggang hilaw.

Green Mango with Bagoong. Yumm.

Philippines fast food.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

BTW. If it is your first try, don’t eat too much. The green mango may well get you moving….Rapidly and often.🏃

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Little Croakers are the offsprings of Betty Crocker and they are delicious.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– The wind blunt snout bream starch beef green pepper fry sauce meat hold salt fish peasant starch meat pan fry little croaker, please.
– Umm, eh … Second door on the left, Sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Peasant starch isn’t so bad as long as the cook doesn’t peon it.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

” The wind blunt snout bream starch beef
Teh rain dull trunk crap push lamp … ”

– Edgar Yuan Poo

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