Hey, everybody looks ordinary…

Hey, everybody looks ordinary…

posted on 5 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

common-people-glasses

Thanks, I need to blend in…

Photo courtesy of Corinna Herden.
Found in China. 

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Do these glasses make my bum look common?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♫Common people, common♪

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Common folk don’t want to make a spectacle of themselves.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Buy these and make a public spectacle of yourself.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Common people are the most likely to get framed.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

After a 9+ eathquake in the 80s the Earth spun slightly faster.

I wonder, if all the people on Earth could arrange to have simultaneous orgasms, the earth would stop moving at all?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Don’t accept them, if someone lens them to you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Glasses? Pfffft! I know some common people who drink straight from the bottle.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Try also our COME ON WAITER BEER

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 4:10 am: Orgasms or not, several billion moons ought to slow it down considerably.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

There once was a lass named Stark,
Whose lady part had a strawberry birthmark,
To her lovers’ delight,
She made them turn on the light,
‘Cause it couldn’t be seen in the dark.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 4:13 am: Only peasants drink from their sunglasses!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0410. When QEII visited NZ a few years ago, the Maoris gave her a 21 bum salute.

That set culture back a millennia or two.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

As they say in NZ sungl asses get very crunky.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Found in ”Common People’s Normal Republic of Ordinary China”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Why do politicians wear glasses Patrick?

To help the to focus Sean.

What? All of us, Patrick?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

I would imagine the chinese says: SPECSAVERS

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Not only myopia, everybody’s opia!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Take 2: Common myopia: The opia of the masses.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

In the not so distant future: ”COMMON PEOPLE CAVES”

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Literally it reads “100 surnames glasses”.
Therefore if your surname is not one of the 100 classic Chinese ones, go buy your glasses elsewhere!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@DrLex | 5:00 am: So the translator got it Wong.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago
Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

“Excuse me, do you have the round lenses in thick black frames?”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Common People Glasses at not so common prices.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DrLex | 5:00 am:

No Laowai allowed, I guess.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Huh…looks like I unintentionally created a rhyming tongue-twister.

Say “No Laowai Allowed” fast 10 times and see what happens!

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

This must be where Clark Kent gets his.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Not for the hoi poloi

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

For the cheap and nasty

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Lora 0946. No. Lois Lane, is where Clark “gets his”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Algernon 1304. Eh? Did you say; “For the cheapened Nazi”?

zankhana
zankhana
4 years ago

“Doctor doctor! My eyesight’s failing do you think I need glasses?”
“You certainly do sir – this is a bank”

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

@Marum, I knew someone was going to turn that into a sexual joke. You’d think they’d look at it and say, “nope, it’s too easy”.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Lora:

You forgot the fact that for 99.99% of adult males, there is NO such thing as “too easy” when it comes to turning neutral jokes into sexual jokes.

We can’t help it. It’s how we’re wired.
We even enjoy it. That’s why we do that.

….Plus hydraulic pressure drives us into it.

Mark
Mark
4 years ago

Jarvis Cocker shopped here!

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