Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

Jade. Specially powerful stronger.

posted on 11 Dec 2017 in Engrish from Other Countries

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That’s kind of the expensive…

Photo courtesy of Rik Dawson.
Found in Thailand. 

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I have the weirdest powerful right now….

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Especially if a Maori dongs you with a Patu.

(Greenstone Club) Greenstone = Maori Jade.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I was a neglected child.

My parents used to rock me to sleep every night.

With real rocks.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Is that a good price to have your stones massaged?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Beware of rocks falling from above.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

So not gold

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Its green too

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Leviticus 20:13 says “If a man lies with another man they should be stoned.”

They also, must have just passed the Homosexual Marriage Laws 😜

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I have a Wonderfully Confusing, thank you.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

The Incredible Hulk and his GF. are having oral sex.

She: “Pretty green.”

He. “Yes. You’re soaking in it.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Thank you but I already tried XiangJun dry and had a Slippery Stranger more powerful

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0405. USD$1 = 33 Baht

$6.00 seems fair.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Once, an obnoxious stone from Heaven fell on my head but I had a Considerably Cheaper.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

It’s kind of the stone that makes you feel bolder.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Jade? I thought when you get to heaven you find agate.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

That’s very kind of the stone. I must remember to thank it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

A piece of jade from heaven hit me in the face when I was born. I’m a Gem-in-eye.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

The B ? Is is priced in bitcoins? Very expensive and precious indeed!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

“I would not feel so all alone,
everybody must get Stone.”

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

It must have *really* hurt when all those stones fell from heaven.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Have a Wonderful Stone and have a Strange Shape.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Go to heaven, Jade, you’re Stoned.

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

Superman should be careful about green stones from heaven.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

So that’s how Jesus gets His rocks off.

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