Make Usatralia Great Again

Oh. Those are the southern states!

Untied Shirts of Amercia

Wash any way you want, but note which direction the water circles down the drain afterwards.

And I’m from USB

Wear this shirt and you can drive on both sides of the road.

– Mommy, I wanna go to Sydneyland!

Just left of Now Zooland

Somewhere near her

This shirt doubles as underpants. You can wear it down under.

Usatralia

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Usatralia (About this not listen), officially the Come on, Wealth of Australia, is a souvenir T-shirt country compromising the manland of the Australian continent, the incontinent of America and numerous USB (Untied States of Britain). The neighbouring countries are Papaya Pig Guinea, Undonesia and Easter Error to the north and New Year to the south-easter. Its capital is, like, OMG Paris, and its largest urban area is Dysney, Oprah …

Tucker and a shout, y’all?
Fuggedaboudit, mate!

Possible state/citya names:

New South Georgia?
Queensmaryland?
Brisbacago?

Victorialabama?

@Pete | 5:04 am: Tasmaine?

We apologise for the incontinents.

As Liz says: “People of Orestralia, my husband and aye regard you as a great country. Why? Because you have a great c–t as Prime Mimister.

And the Road Toll is set by Death Nell.

But we haven’t finished Mexamericanada yet.

@FB. Just wait ’till the Don builds the Great Whore of Mexico. It will apparently be visible from Heaven.

5 billion years in the future, the continents will merge to form USAtralia by tectonic shifts.

In the 1984 novel, the USA and Australia were components of the superstate Oceania.

So are they called “shrimp” or “prawns”?

When driving on Highway 1 you may need special tyres for that stretch from Cairns to San Diego.

What sorts of deadly creatures reside in Usatralia? Flannel web spiders? Coastal type Anns? Come one death addlers?

@UCity | 8:35 pm: The red-necked black snakes are the worst, especially if you find them hiding under bed sheets.

Hehe! Flannel web spiders! 😀

The Portuguese Box Jellyfish O’ War:
The most feared invertebrate in the Gulf of the Great Mexico Barrier Reef.
They even keep the sleeping sharks awake.

@DnT 5:33,

I like it!

– G’day Bruce. Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce the man from pommyland who is joinin’ us this year in the philosophy department at the university of Walamaloo.
– Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
– Is your name not Bruce?
– No, it’s Michael.
– That’s going to cause a little confusion.

Usatralia, Usatralia, Usatralia, Usatralia, we love you amen!

@Seventy2rd o clock | 2:40 am: That’s Wooloomooloo; it’s a real place, a suburb of Sydney. There is no university, AFAIK. I think the Pythons may have confused it with the University of Wollongong, which is about 50 miles away.

edit: Woolloomooloo. (That’s a hard word to type!)

I thought a woollen gong, was for quiet nights in the temple.

Tasmania is an ailment, suffered by people who live a few hundred miles south of Australia. The main occupation of these people, are the Dole, and TPI. pensions. They also manage to senators elected to the Senate, with .00001% of the vote of Australia.
These people marry first cousins, (if they can remember who they are, and often have six toes and fingers, and sometimes have two heads, each of which is capable of arguing endlessly with the other.

EDIT to get senators elected

@ Droll not Troll | 3:46 am: Well, that was probably on purpose. I wonder about Michael Baldwin reference though … 😉

I’ve always wanted to see their Koca-Kola bears.

Usatralia just changed its name since The Nodald was erected into the oval, White Supremacist House

You’ll come a waltzing Atlanta with me…