Make Usatralia Great Again

Make Usatralia Great Again

posted on 27 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Clothing

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Photo courtesy of A.J.
Found in Hong Kong.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Oh. Those are the southern states!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Untied Shirts of Amercia

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Wash any way you want, but note which direction the water circles down the drain afterwards.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

And I’m from USB

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Wear this shirt and you can drive on both sides of the road.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Mommy, I wanna go to Sydneyland!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Just left of Now Zooland

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Somewhere near her

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

This shirt doubles as underpants. You can wear it down under.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Usatralia

From Kiwipedia, the free encyclopedia
This article is about the country. For the continent, see America (in continent). For other confuses, see Australia (disambiguation).

Usatralia (About this not listen), officially the Come on, Wealth of Australia, is a souvenir T-shirt country compromising the manland of the Australian continent, the incontinent of America and numerous USB (Untied States of Britain). The neighbouring countries are Papaya Pig Guinea, Undonesia and Easter Error to the north and New Year to the south-easter. Its capital is, like, OMG Paris, and its largest urban area is Dysney, Oprah …

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Tucker and a shout, y’all?
Fuggedaboudit, mate!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Possible state/citya names:

New South Georgia?
Queensmaryland?
Brisbacago?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Victorialabama?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete | 5:04 am: Tasmaine?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

We apologise for the incontinents.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

As Liz says: “People of Orestralia, my husband and aye regard you as a great country. Why? Because you have a great c–t as Prime Mimister.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

And the Road Toll is set by Death Nell.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

But we haven’t finished Mexamericanada yet.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@FB. Just wait ’till the Don builds the Great Whore of Mexico. It will apparently be visible from Heaven.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

5 billion years in the future, the continents will merge to form USAtralia by tectonic shifts.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

In the 1984 novel, the USA and Australia were components of the superstate Oceania.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

So are they called “shrimp” or “prawns”?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

When driving on Highway 1 you may need special tyres for that stretch from Cairns to San Diego.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

What sorts of deadly creatures reside in Usatralia? Flannel web spiders? Coastal type Anns? Come one death addlers?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@UCity | 8:35 pm: The red-necked black snakes are the worst, especially if you find them hiding under bed sheets.

Hehe! Flannel web spiders! 😀

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

The Portuguese Box Jellyfish O’ War:
The most feared invertebrate in the Gulf of the Great Mexico Barrier Reef.
They even keep the sleeping sharks awake.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@DnT 5:33,

I like it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– G’day Bruce. Gentlemen, I’d like to introduce the man from pommyland who is joinin’ us this year in the philosophy department at the university of Walamaloo.
– Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce. Michael Baldwin, Bruce.
– Is your name not Bruce?
– No, it’s Michael.
– That’s going to cause a little confusion.

Usatralia, Usatralia, Usatralia, Usatralia, we love you amen!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 2:40 am: That’s Wooloomooloo; it’s a real place, a suburb of Sydney. There is no university, AFAIK. I think the Pythons may have confused it with the University of Wollongong, which is about 50 miles away.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

edit: Woolloomooloo. (That’s a hard word to type!)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I thought a woollen gong, was for quiet nights in the temple.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Tasmania is an ailment, suffered by people who live a few hundred miles south of Australia. The main occupation of these people, are the Dole, and TPI. pensions. They also manage to senators elected to the Senate, with .00001% of the vote of Australia.
These people marry first cousins, (if they can remember who they are, and often have six toes and fingers, and sometimes have two heads, each of which is capable of arguing endlessly with the other.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT to get senators elected

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 3:46 am: Well, that was probably on purpose. I wonder about Michael Baldwin reference though … 😉

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

I’ve always wanted to see their Koca-Kola bears.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Usatralia just changed its name since The Nodald was erected into the oval, White Supremacist House

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

You’ll come a waltzing Atlanta with me…

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