More about the child later.

More about the child later.

posted on 30 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Stationery

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If this doesn’t get your eves teazed up…

Photo courtesy of Sarah Wilson.
Greeting card found in Singapore.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– happy new vear
– erry chrestmas
– so is the goo dluck

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

An iracle is an angry oracle. That is not a happy medium.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

My Christmas eve is closed. New Year’s eve is still open.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I don’t have a Weazry mind; I have a Glanger mind.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Stay right here
Beside you
Evety day
Just for vou mv
Edgar Allan Poo

– From ”Weazry of Oz.”

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What are they about to die

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

What happened to the child

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

God is saving. Please wait …

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

God saves. Satan invests.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Having a pricky cactus beside you every day without injury is miracle indeed.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

This card must be scented with some very special perfume.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I know not about Eagles. But when your bluebird of happiness turns out to be a bloody Raven, you know you’re doomed.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If Jesus saves, on hay I earn – he would have to be Jesus Christ.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– weazry mind, i promise i will
– not write this
– sentence in three lines again, ever. Anyway that would be a iracle

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Your mind is that wea-ZZZZZZ-ry?

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

And she grew up and srtd wearing high heels.

Bob
Bob
2 years ago

Those first three lines are from a John Denver song (“My Sweet Lady”) with only a relatively small amount of transcription error.

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