Now ban over to the swinging bridge…

Now ban over to the swinging bridge…

posted on 3 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Signs

ban-on-down-to-river

I’m gonna ban outta here…

Photo courtesy of Corrina Herden.
Found in China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

*puts on Ray Bans* River, here I come!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

River cannot flow

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Sounds like a Donaldism

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Yes, safety is important.

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM, WHEN YOU BANG ON DOWN TO THE RIVER.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

♪ We’re all going to the liver,
The beautiful, the beautiful – liver♫

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

China hey!

I thought it was Thailand, where they Ban kok.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

They who believe Donald Trump will be the end of the USA, have no sense of history. The American Empire has survived having an actor, and an imbecile, as president.

Even an arch nong such as Nero, didn’t cause the end of The Roman Empire. It continued for 500 years, after he died.

So too, will this pass.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Australia will vanish first. We have Greens, who are intent on wiping out every industry we have. And major political parties, who are intent on selling our country to anyone who has enough money.

They are all TRAITORS to my country.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

(Percy Bysshe Shelley)

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Why don’t we get over that river, Mommy?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

1. Take the child
2. Ban into river carefully

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

We don’t brook any trespassing.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Pay attention at the bank.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. For they who are Egyptologists.

I am aware that Ozymandias is Ramses II.

Maybe you know how this came to pass. (The name)

Or did all the ancient Egyptian Kings have two names.

ie. Tutankhamun was once Tutankhaten.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@MArum: Yes, an imbecilic actor who won the Cold War, restored a disastrous economy to prosperity, and made America respected again.

You want a truly disastrous POTUS? We just had one who was literally the worst in the nation’s history…and I remember Jimmy Carter.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

The sign translators must have been listening to too much Creedence Clearwater Revival.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Oh, and I suppose you want me to pay attention to etiquette too.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Cartoon in a book of old collected Punch magazine cartoons:

“I’m an Egyptologist, What’s your racket?”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0624. My apologies I was referring to an actor; and an imbecile. 2 separate people. If I am misunderstood, it is because I did not communicate correctly. Ronnie did have the street smarts to surround himself with great people. But it fell apart at the end. The imbecile, was George Bush Jnr. The poor guy could barely make an intelligible statement. Much like our own Johannes Bjelke Petersen. Aust sent a warning to the US over Jimmy carter. “The last time we put a nut in Parliament, it ran wild and took over the place. Joh was a… Read more »

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

BTW. Do you remember the DEW Line?. They had squadrons on patrol, some returning, some going out, and some on the ground ready to go. That went on for years. Imagine the cost.

DEW Line = Distant Early warning Line.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom. 0813. I would have thought.

!: I’m a Squash Player

2:: I’m an Egyptologist. Who’s your mummy?

Classic Steve
4 years ago

“As I went down in the river to ban…”

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum: I guess the original caption was more British.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@Marum 8:23: Many Eastern Europeans and Asians and Africans would beg to differ. And as for Reagan, sorry to disappoint you, but he was quite brilliant. If you can find a copy, I recommend “An American Life”.

One could argue though that the Russians have been forced to pull their troops out of a lot of countries, but Russia itself has hardly changed besides its new flag and name…

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

I’m 35 years old, eating a steady diet of government cheese, thrice divorced, and living in a BAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!

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