Now ban over to the swinging bridge…

*puts on Ray Bans* River, here I come!

River cannot flow

Sounds like a Donaldism

Yes, safety is important.

ALWAYS WEAR A CONDOM, WHEN YOU BANG ON DOWN TO THE RIVER.

♪ We’re all going to the liver,
The beautiful, the beautiful – liver♫

China hey!

I thought it was Thailand, where they Ban kok.

They who believe Donald Trump will be the end of the USA, have no sense of history. The American Empire has survived having an actor, and an imbecile, as president.

Even an arch nong such as Nero, didn’t cause the end of The Roman Empire. It continued for 500 years, after he died.

So too, will this pass.

Australia will vanish first. We have Greens, who are intent on wiping out every industry we have. And major political parties, who are intent on selling our country to anyone who has enough money.

They are all TRAITORS to my country.

And on the pedestal, these words appear:
My name is Ozymandias, King of Kings;
Look on my Works, ye Mighty, and despair!
Nothing beside remains. Round the decay
Of that colossal Wreck, boundless and bare
The lone and level sands stretch far away.”

(Percy Bysshe Shelley)

– Why don’t we get over that river, Mommy?

1. Take the child
2. Ban into river carefully

We don’t brook any trespassing.

Pay attention at the bank.

BTW. For they who are Egyptologists.

I am aware that Ozymandias is Ramses II.

Maybe you know how this came to pass. (The name)

Or did all the ancient Egyptian Kings have two names.

ie. Tutankhamun was once Tutankhaten.

@MArum: Yes, an imbecilic actor who won the Cold War, restored a disastrous economy to prosperity, and made America respected again.

You want a truly disastrous POTUS? We just had one who was literally the worst in the nation’s history…and I remember Jimmy Carter.

The sign translators must have been listening to too much Creedence Clearwater Revival.

Oh, and I suppose you want me to pay attention to etiquette too.

Cartoon in a book of old collected Punch magazine cartoons:

“I’m an Egyptologist, What’s your racket?”

@Long Tom 0624. My apologies I was referring to an actor; and an imbecile. 2 separate people. If I am misunderstood, it is because I did not communicate correctly. Ronnie did have the street smarts to surround himself with great people. But it fell apart at the end. The imbecile, was George Bush Jnr. The poor guy could barely make an intelligible statement. Much like our own Johannes Bjelke Petersen. Aust sent a warning to the US over Jimmy carter. “The last time we put a nut in Parliament, it ran wild and took over the place. Joh was a… Read more »

BTW. Do you remember the DEW Line?. They had squadrons on patrol, some returning, some going out, and some on the ground ready to go. That went on for years. Imagine the cost.

DEW Line = Distant Early warning Line.

@Long Tom. 0813. I would have thought.

!: I’m a Squash Player

2:: I’m an Egyptologist. Who’s your mummy?

“As I went down in the river to ban…”

@Marum: I guess the original caption was more British.

@Marum 8:23: Many Eastern Europeans and Asians and Africans would beg to differ. And as for Reagan, sorry to disappoint you, but he was quite brilliant. If you can find a copy, I recommend “An American Life”.

One could argue though that the Russians have been forced to pull their troops out of a lot of countries, but Russia itself has hardly changed besides its new flag and name…

I’m 35 years old, eating a steady diet of government cheese, thrice divorced, and living in a BAN DOWN BY THE RIVER!