Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

posted on 9 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

slippery-son-mushroom

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Clever vegetables

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Me Tarzan. You bacteria.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

That slippery son of a m*shroom!

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Tea for two

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

That slippery son is a fun guy.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter! Why is my son so slippery?
– That’s because of Jane, Sir.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Jane Bacteria Starch is of German extraction.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

I cuss, You cuss,
We all cuss,
At Asparagus!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

That’s JAIN to you, Jane!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@DnT 4:38:

Does that mean her surname is pronounced:
Starkkhhhhhhh?

Like you’re clearing your throat, like the word Chutzpah?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

They stir-fry the slippery son, but I don’t think they’ daughter.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“Me Tarzan. What your name?”
‘Jane.’
“No. What whole name?”
‘C–t.’
Jane C–t funny name.”

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Asparagus frying meat! Who said Vegans aren’t violent? Meat Lives Matter.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter? You served Jane on the chair!!
– Would you prefer your wife on the table, Sir?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter? I said Asparagus, not Nostradamus!

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

How about the periodic table?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

I assume it’s not referring to Number One Son.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter? This is not Jane.
– Why would you think so, Sir?
– Because it’s my daughter!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“Asparagus!”

‘Gesundheit sir.’

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Our chef’s recommendation: Stir fried bacteria.
Exclusive at Jane & Son’s Cafeteria.

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

The son slipped right off because there just wasn’t mushroom left in the wok.

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