Our take-out bag was so thin you could see its religion.

Clever vegetables

Me Tarzan. You bacteria.

That slippery son of a m*shroom!

Tea for two

That slippery son is a fun guy.

– Waiter! Why is my son so slippery?
– That’s because of Jane, Sir.

Jane Bacteria Starch is of German extraction.

I cuss, You cuss,
We all cuss,
At Asparagus!

That’s JAIN to you, Jane!

@DnT 4:38:

Does that mean her surname is pronounced:
Starkkhhhhhhh?

Like you’re clearing your throat, like the word Chutzpah?

They stir-fry the slippery son, but I don’t think they’ daughter.

“Me Tarzan. What your name?”
‘Jane.’
“No. What whole name?”
‘C–t.’
Jane C–t funny name.”

Asparagus frying meat! Who said Vegans aren’t violent? Meat Lives Matter.

– Waiter? You served Jane on the chair!!
– Would you prefer your wife on the table, Sir?

– Waiter? I said Asparagus, not Nostradamus!

How about the periodic table?

I assume it’s not referring to Number One Son.

– Waiter? This is not Jane.
– Why would you think so, Sir?
– Because it’s my daughter!

“Asparagus!”

‘Gesundheit sir.’

Our chef’s recommendation: Stir fried bacteria.
Exclusive at Jane & Son’s Cafeteria.

The son slipped right off because there just wasn’t mushroom left in the wok.