Please first impress.

Please first impress.

posted on 7 Dec 2017 in Chinglish

meet-carefully

Always shake a hand.

Photo courtesy of Morrie Herman.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Beware nasty

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Depends where you meet

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Butt gently.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Big Brother is watching!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

I prefer to meat in a restaurant

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Mommy, why do you never meet?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

… last suddenness happens!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

*edit* … lest suddenness happens!
(From a post in 2008)

iLock
iLock
2 years ago

Vagatable recklessly

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I bumped into an old friend yesterday.

coffeebot
2 years ago

First impress best, shake him firmly.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you don’t treat the meat carefully – It may spit at you.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

That’s the idea behind people bowing toward each other in Asian cultures, as opposed to shaking hands or hugging in the West.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Yeah, try Craig’s list……

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Do your part.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0613. It is miles more fun if you have someone else do it instead.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Hi, my name is Concrete. Nice meeting you.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

If you don’t meet her carefully, just meat her.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

… or you will be hearing from our solicitous!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

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Water imp
Water imp
2 years ago

What most dating websites won’t tell you…

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

The advantage of bowing over handshaking is that the former doesn’t spread germs. A good thing too, as China is practically a flu virus factory.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@EffEff 2101. However. If you get the timing wrong and belt your heads together it doesn’t help. There is something to be said for terminal clumsiness.

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