The juice is terrible.

The juice is terrible.

posted on 10 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries…

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

That’s not what Shi wants

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

That slippery son?

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

I’ll pass on the vegetables

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Looks wet to me

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter! You should try XiangJun dry, please.
– If you insist, Madam …

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I’ll pass. I’m sure XiangJun is much better with lube.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If at first you don’t suck soup, try, try, XiangJun dry.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

To our beloved Fast Foodball player … Roast In Pieces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiang_Jun

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Waiter! There is sand on my plate!
-That’s your desert, sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION: Don’t you should try this at home.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

I finally found you Xiang Jun!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Would you prefer something you shouldn’t try, Sir?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

So good you’ll feel like you’ve dried and gone to heaven.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Prepared in a deadpan.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Maybe it was supposed to be put onto the wine menu.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

If I’m reading my Chinese right, they forgot to mention that dry or not,
the primary ingredient is pig intestines.

To me that sounds slippery, son.
Not dry.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I prefer her when she’s nice and wet.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Either that or it’s a Chinese Beer.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

CAUTION: Slippery when dry

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Waiter: “Sweet or dry sir.”

Customer: “Brut.”

Waiter: ” You call me that, I punch you in head.”

Customer: “No. Not you. The wine!”

Water: “Winemaker come, punch you in head.”

Customer: “No, not you or the winemaker! The wine! The wine!”

Waiter: “Maybe wine bottle hit you on head.”

Customer: “I think I will go home. My head already hurts.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

I was dry. Now I can slip.

– Xiang Jun

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

How about our beloved hockey player, Dry Saddle?

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