The juice is terrible.

The juice is terrible.

posted on 10 Dec 2017 in Chinglish, Menus

try-xiangjung-dry

Now try these wet French fries…

Photo courtesy of Dorothy M.
Found in China.

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That’s not what Shi wants

Seventy2rd o clock
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That slippery son?

algernon
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algernon

I’ll pass on the vegetables

algernon
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algernon

Looks wet to me

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! You should try XiangJun dry, please.
– If you insist, Madam …

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ll pass. I’m sure XiangJun is much better with lube.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If at first you don’t suck soup, try, try, XiangJun dry.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

To our beloved Fast Foodball player … Roast In Pieces

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xiang_Jun

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Waiter! There is sand on my plate!
-That’s your desert, sir.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Don’t you should try this at home.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I finally found you Xiang Jun!

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Seventy2rd o clock

– Would you prefer something you shouldn’t try, Sir?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

So good you’ll feel like you’ve dried and gone to heaven.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Prepared in a deadpan.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Maybe it was supposed to be put onto the wine menu.

Pete
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Pete

If I’m reading my Chinese right, they forgot to mention that dry or not,
the primary ingredient is pig intestines.

To me that sounds slippery, son.
Not dry.

Marum
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Marum

I prefer her when she’s nice and wet.

Marum
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Marum

Either that or it’s a Chinese Beer.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: Slippery when dry

Marum
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Marum

Waiter: “Sweet or dry sir.”

Customer: “Brut.”

Waiter: ” You call me that, I punch you in head.”

Customer: “No. Not you. The wine!”

Water: “Winemaker come, punch you in head.”

Customer: “No, not you or the winemaker! The wine! The wine!”

Waiter: “Maybe wine bottle hit you on head.”

Customer: “I think I will go home. My head already hurts.”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I was dry. Now I can slip.

– Xiang Jun

EffEff
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EffEff

How about our beloved hockey player, Dry Saddle?

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