Who needs cookies?!

Who needs cookies?!

posted on 16 Dec 2017 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish, Snacks

fantastic-tastes-everywhere

Photo courtesy of Bill R.
Cookie box from China.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Oreoly?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

They are everywhere!

algernon
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algernon

Hmm cream pies

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Are these adult tastes?

algernon
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algernon

Tastes like?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

No peasant starch is used in the manufacture of these cookies, then?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– What are you doing, Madam?
– J … Just tasting …
– Then go and taste someone else!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ Droll not Troll | 4:10 am: More like, something unpeasant …

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Rock out with your tongue out!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Exploding with flavour.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Someone’s been tossing their cookies.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Try licking the bag.

Marum
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Marum

I see these bikkies are integrated.
Black on top white below.

Marum
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Marum

Actually they are more fun than I thought.
Black above and below, white in the middle.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Oh Mr Belpit, your tastes are so swollen!

Marum
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Marum

Well. At least it doesn’t come with fliggin lice.

Marum
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Marum

Maybe they are Lice Clackers.

Pete
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Pete

Eat 4 of these fantastic things and one of 4 things happens:
-You catch on fire and spontaneously combust
-You go invisible
-Your limbs get rubbery and stretchy
-You turn into solid rock

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@Pete 9:35am; Among the Fantastic Four, Rubber Man has always been my favorite.

RT
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RT

the Father, the Son, and the Oreoly Spirit

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Pete 9:35am: Oh, so that’s what this guy was eating!

Pete
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Pete

@DnT:

Weird.

Just…weird.

EffEff
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EffEff

Freak Peens cookies?

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