At last a proper place to worship…

At last a proper place to worship…

posted on 24 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

fish-and-chips

Don’t forget a deity coke.

Photo courtesy of Kayshani Gibbon.
Found in China.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Who did this sign?!

algernon
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algernon

A small town in England?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

What, no miss steak?

algernon
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algernon

And the sea gulls?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Someone in there is flying.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If this is a temple they must have chip monks.

DrLex
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DrLex

I fail to see the Engrish in this. Where does the assumption come from that this would be the entrance to a temple? This Chinese signs read “Qizhou fastfood” and “Staff canteen”.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

@ DrLex | 5:11 am: Well, if their staff can teen, it must be a fast-food temple! o_O

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You want a-salt on your batter?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Must be a remnant of the old International Concessions from the early twentieth century. There was a British Concession, a French Concession, and so forth.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I’d go in just for the halibut.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Seven days without fish makes one weak.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Headquarter of the Fish and Chips Cult.

Pete
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Pete

Goodbye, Mr. Fish.

(CHOP!)

Pete
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Pete

Well, finally…a proper use for government-run Chinese newspapers!

Bob
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Bob

I don’t get it. It’s a fish and chips restaurant. So what?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Bob: Because the sign looks so ridiculously out of place on a Chinese-decorated building?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Yu No Hoo: Then you’d have to go through the door illustrated several pictures down.

Pete
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Pete

Throw some mutton into the batter, fry it up and you get a dish known as “battering ram”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 5:30 am: I’m sure Cod will be with you.

Marum
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Marum

They also have a Fish Friar.

Marum
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Marum

Enter not here, and abandon thy Cod.

Marum
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Marum

Well shuck my scallops, and shell my prawn.

Marum
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Marum

I get it.

It is where they sell: PRAWNOGRAPHY

boom boom! >/s>

Marum
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Marum

Free crabs for everyone.

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