Dengerous Food: Procade With Caution

Dengerous Food: Procade With Caution

posted on 14 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Ying Duan.
Found at a Singapore ramen shop.

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Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The god fire is hot enough to burn your bush!

algernon
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algernon

The devil made me do it

algernon
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algernon

Denger it burns twice

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In the flame of the father, the son and the HOLY SH*T! Ramen.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

#4 could cause flame to shoot out of your donger!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

4. Dangrous
5. Espremay Dengerlus

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Spice Girls elevator?

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

They keep playing Dies Irae after serving the ramen.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Where There’s God, There’s Fire

– Satan

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I’ve heard of fire and brimstone preaching, but this is ridiculous.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

I think Very Spicy is more spicy than More Spicy.

Pete
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Pete


Spice, is a fiery thing,
And it makes a fiery ring.
I fell in to a burning bowl of fire,
I slurped it down, down, down,
And the flames went higher.
And it burns, burns, burns,
The ring of fire,
The ring of fire.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Testes very hot after eating.

Marum
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Marum

Ian Paisley: :And there will be weeping and wailing and gnoshing of taeth.

LOL: “But Mr Paisley.” I don’t have any taeth.”.

IP: “TAETH WILL BE PROVIDED!”

Marum
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Marum

Stolen from Dave Allen. (Irish comedian)

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Oh I see, these are fire distinguisher instructions!

Lora
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Lora

People tend to get very religious while eating this ramen. They start screaming things like “Oh God! Oh Jesus Christ, God almighty!” Usually you say grace *before* you eat.

Peter
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Peter

Singepore . . . the renown fine city.

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