Don’t piss off sand…

Don’t piss off sand…

posted on 23 Jan 2018 in Snacks

groin-peanut-cream

When did a day at the beach get so complicated?

Photo courtesy of Andy Lemky.
Found in Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It facked it!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Sand did the groin peanut cream witch wants to f u.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Careful what you call a groin peanut

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Groin cream in a biscuit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Sand in the groin isn’t the recommended way of making one’s nuts cream.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I think this package contains some kind of desert.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

I don’t like sand on my groin peanut.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The choice of this text for the package may have been a little rash.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

In the case of the groin peanut, legume = small leg.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

It was treated to a-salt and buttery.

JJ HItt
JJ HItt
3 years ago

“That’s not really sand.”
“That’s OK. This isn’t a peanut.”

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It’s a sand witch loves whore nuts

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Peanut?

PEANUT???

That’s MISTER PEANUT to YOU!!!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Just simple sunscreen with peanut ingredients.

Bamber
Bamber
3 years ago

Nothing worse than sand in your groin peanut; glad there’s a cream for it.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

And now, direct from the Gobi, the Mongolian Platters’ newest hit:

♫ “Sand Gets in Your Eyes….” ♫

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Spider-Man: “No, Sandman, I’ll turn YOUR nuts into peanut butter! If you actually do have genitals, that is.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

HE: If I take you down the beach for the day, what’s in it for me?

SHE: Sand!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

As on the Gold Coast, corking the Meter-maids is frowned upon.

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