Don’t piss off sand…

Don’t piss off sand…

posted on 23 Jan 2018 in Snacks

groin-peanut-cream

When did a day at the beach get so complicated?

Photo courtesy of Andy Lemky.
Found in Japan.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It facked it!

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Sand did the groin peanut cream witch wants to f u.

algernon
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algernon

Careful what you call a groin peanut

algernon
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algernon

Groin cream in a biscuit

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Sand in the groin isn’t the recommended way of making one’s nuts cream.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I think this package contains some kind of desert.

DrLex
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DrLex

I don’t like sand on my groin peanut.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The choice of this text for the package may have been a little rash.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

In the case of the groin peanut, legume = small leg.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It was treated to a-salt and buttery.

JJ HItt
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JJ HItt

“That’s not really sand.”
“That’s OK. This isn’t a peanut.”

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

It’s a sand witch loves whore nuts

Pete
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Pete

Peanut?

PEANUT???

That’s MISTER PEANUT to YOU!!!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Just simple sunscreen with peanut ingredients.

Bamber
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Bamber

Nothing worse than sand in your groin peanut; glad there’s a cream for it.

Pete
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Pete

And now, direct from the Gobi, the Mongolian Platters’ newest hit:

♫ “Sand Gets in Your Eyes….” ♫

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Spider-Man: “No, Sandman, I’ll turn YOUR nuts into peanut butter! If you actually do have genitals, that is.”

Marum
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Marum

HE: If I take you down the beach for the day, what’s in it for me?

SHE: Sand!

Marum
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Marum

As on the Gold Coast, corking the Meter-maids is frowned upon.

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