When did a day at the beach get so complicated?
Photo courtesy of Andy Lemky.
Found in Japan.
It facked it!
Sand did the groin peanut cream witch wants to f u.
Careful what you call a groin peanut
Groin cream in a biscuit
Sand in the groin isn’t the recommended way of making one’s nuts cream.
I think this package contains some kind of desert.
I don’t like sand on my groin peanut.
The choice of this text for the package may have been a little rash.
In the case of the groin peanut, legume = small leg.
It was treated to a-salt and buttery.
“That’s not really sand.”
“That’s OK. This isn’t a peanut.”
It’s a sand witch loves whore nuts
That’s MISTER PEANUT to YOU!!!
Just simple sunscreen with peanut ingredients.
Nothing worse than sand in your groin peanut; glad there’s a cream for it.
And now, direct from the Gobi, the Mongolian Platters’ newest hit:
♫ “Sand Gets in Your Eyes….” ♫
Spider-Man: “No, Sandman, I’ll turn YOUR nuts into peanut butter! If you actually do have genitals, that is.”
HE: If I take you down the beach for the day, what’s in it for me?
As on the Gold Coast, corking the Meter-maids is frowned upon.