Guess what’s in the horse salad…

Guess what’s in the horse salad…

posted on 4 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

EggSalad

Pssst- don’t order ANYTHING.

Photo courtesy of Adam Coates.
Found at buffet in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

A horse! A horse! Egg salad for a horse!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It was fantastic, and we don’t want to hear from any neighsayers.

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Droll not Troll

Egg salad was a late entrée into the race but it won.

algernon
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algernon

And my mother in law is a cow

algernon
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algernon

Neigh its not

Pete
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Pete

A horse us a horse,
Of course, of course
Unless of course its
an egg-laying horse!

Pete
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Pete

I’ve heard of horse hockey.
But, horse EGGS???

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A good egg salad always includes chopped green stallions.

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Droll not Troll

Is it the mane course?

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Droll not Troll

@Pete | 4:18 am: The famous Mr Egg?

Marum
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Marum

If you find a large oblong quadruped with a leg at each corner in your Egg Salad….I have news for you.

Marum
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Marum

Waiter waiter! There’s a Horse in my Egg Salad.

That’s Ok sir. My last customer found a Hare in his Banana-split

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

That’s what heroine said.

DrLex
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DrLex

I have won many bets on The Egg Salad. Unfortunately, its rider was Humpty Dumpty and one day, he fell off the horse.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Egg salad gives me the trots.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Also known as ”My lovely horse d’oeuvre”

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Some practical joker’s just trying to stirrup trouble.

Marum
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Marum

This gives me mixed feelings.

Mixed Feelings = How you feel when your mother-in-law dives off a 500 foot cliff in your new Porsche.

Marum
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Marum

That would not be as big a surprise, as finding a foot in your muffin.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Make a sandwich out of it by putting it on a Seabiscuit.

(A famous racehorse featured in a movie years ago.)

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Incidentally, contrary popular myth, Humpty Dumpty was not necessarily supposed to be an egg. It was probably a reference to a war cannon-which would cause the poem to make a lot more sense.

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Droll not Troll

Ladies ordering the horse may request side salad.

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Droll not Troll

@Long Tom | 5:25 am: Interesting! And apparently, in the story of the cannon, it was the wall that broke, not Humpty Dumpty.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Horse Egg Salad, the other White meat!

Classic Steve
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They missed a comma. The horse was the chef.

Classic Steve
Guest

Fantastic horse…unicorn?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Classic Steve: Actually the unicorn is more akin to the goat:

http://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn

Author Dana Simpson did her research.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@DnT: But I cannot imagine any cannon surviving such a fall, even from a low wall.

Lora
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Lora

“Wanna sea horse?”

“Um, okay.”

“See? Horse!” *opens mouth full of egg salad*

WildaBeast
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WildaBeast

This was actually an excerpt from a restaurant review by a famous equine critic, they just screwed up the punctuation. It was supposed to read:

“The egg salad was fantastic.” — Horse

Long Tom
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Long Tom

“Thank you, Dudley Do-Right!”

Eggrish
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Eggrish

I’m sure they meant horseradish (grins nervously).

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Droll not Troll

Heroin- you’re doing it wrong!

EffEff
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EffEff

They put horse (heroin) in their egg salad to ensure repeat business.

EffEff
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EffEff

@Long Tom 8:44 am:

(one horned) Indian Rhino -> unicorn

iLock
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iLock

And this salad dressing is awesomesauce.

zankhana
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zankhana

After eating the egg salad the man was rushed to horsepiddle!

Peter
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Peter

Horse egg salad, anybody?

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