Guess what’s in the horse salad…

Guess what’s in the horse salad…

posted on 4 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Signs

EggSalad

Pssst- don’t order ANYTHING.

Photo courtesy of Adam Coates.
Found at buffet in Bangkok, Thailand.

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

A horse! A horse! Egg salad for a horse!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

It was fantastic, and we don’t want to hear from any neighsayers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Egg salad was a late entrée into the race but it won.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

And my mother in law is a cow

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Neigh its not

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

A horse us a horse,
Of course, of course
Unless of course its
an egg-laying horse!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

I’ve heard of horse hockey.
But, horse EGGS???

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

A good egg salad always includes chopped green stallions.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Is it the mane course?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Pete | 4:18 am: The famous Mr Egg?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you find a large oblong quadruped with a leg at each corner in your Egg Salad….I have news for you.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Waiter waiter! There’s a Horse in my Egg Salad.

That’s Ok sir. My last customer found a Hare in his Banana-split

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

That’s what heroine said.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

I have won many bets on The Egg Salad. Unfortunately, its rider was Humpty Dumpty and one day, he fell off the horse.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Egg salad gives me the trots.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Also known as ”My lovely horse d’oeuvre”

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Some practical joker’s just trying to stirrup trouble.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This gives me mixed feelings.

Mixed Feelings = How you feel when your mother-in-law dives off a 500 foot cliff in your new Porsche.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

That would not be as big a surprise, as finding a foot in your muffin.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Make a sandwich out of it by putting it on a Seabiscuit.

(A famous racehorse featured in a movie years ago.)

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Incidentally, contrary popular myth, Humpty Dumpty was not necessarily supposed to be an egg. It was probably a reference to a war cannon-which would cause the poem to make a lot more sense.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Ladies ordering the horse may request side salad.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Long Tom | 5:25 am: Interesting! And apparently, in the story of the cannon, it was the wall that broke, not Humpty Dumpty.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Horse Egg Salad, the other White meat!

Classic Steve
2 years ago

They missed a comma. The horse was the chef.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Fantastic horse…unicorn?

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@Classic Steve: Actually the unicorn is more akin to the goat:

http://www.gocomics.com/phoebe-and-her-unicorn

Author Dana Simpson did her research.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@DnT: But I cannot imagine any cannon surviving such a fall, even from a low wall.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

“Wanna sea horse?”

“Um, okay.”

“See? Horse!” *opens mouth full of egg salad*

WildaBeast
WildaBeast
2 years ago

This was actually an excerpt from a restaurant review by a famous equine critic, they just screwed up the punctuation. It was supposed to read:

“The egg salad was fantastic.” — Horse

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

“Thank you, Dudley Do-Right!”

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

I’m sure they meant horseradish (grins nervously).

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Heroin- you’re doing it wrong!

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

They put horse (heroin) in their egg salad to ensure repeat business.

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

@Long Tom 8:44 am:

(one horned) Indian Rhino -> unicorn

iLock
iLock
2 years ago

And this salad dressing is awesomesauce.

zankhana
zankhana
2 years ago

After eating the egg salad the man was rushed to horsepiddle!

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

Horse egg salad, anybody?

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