Here’s your facking box.

Here’s your facking box.

posted on 22 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

facking-lsit

Someone doesn’t like their job…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lee.
Packing list found in China.

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algernon
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algernon

From the Suck Ho group of companies

algernon
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algernon

Well bobbin fack me lsit

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Dear customer: We finally got the wood to fack your goods. They are coming your way soon.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This order has been facked in sex different boxes.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The printer is a ttoal frick!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Do they have to lsit every fart?

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Fack off, lsit.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Oh oh, an order just came in for a dozen hockey pucks.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Dare Copmany,

Teh fcuking slit shows taht you have no knolwedge of spelling wahtsoever. If I recevie it again I’ll list your fece! So facking ipsum dolor lsit amet.

Rolf Mao,
Cotsumer

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Droll not Troll

WTP?

DrLex
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DrLex

There will be a lot of bobbin’ indeed.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Fracking comes after facking.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

This is what happens when your boss is an ice hole.

Pete
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Pete

Oh, Lsit on it ya dumb fack!

Pete
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Pete

Hmmm….

1. Nail body part A
2. Nail body part B
3. Nail body part C

Hmmm….seems those are the only parts the nail will fit.

Marum
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Marum

Part 1 will go into part 5, Part 2 goes into Part 4, but Part 3 only goes into Part 5.

Is that facking clear?

Marum
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Marum

Reminds me of the time I bought my daughter a double-decker Doll’s Cot. Made in Japan Me, being the engineer,this will be easy. Some two hours later I had got nowhere. So I started again from scratch. “Twas then that i realized, that ever bit of dowel was different, and went in one spot only. Once I identified each part, and laid them out in order, I had it assembled in thirty minutes. The instructions said: “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” unquote! I would imagine that any seven year old with an Engineering Masters, and twenty years… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

@Long Tom A few days ago.
If you like music, and musicals, like i do, you might like the movie Yes Giorgio.
I believe it to be the worst movie ever made. In it Pavarotti plays a world famous opera singer. In other words Pavarotti playing Pavarotti. And he can not even do that convincingly. Just as well he had another job.

But the singing is superb.

Marum
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Marum

Also Willie the Singing Whale. Disney animation.

I could not imagine life without music, even though I cannot carry a tune to the rubbish-bin. You may be somewhat pleased to find, that I can sing atrociously in three languages, and I am engaged in learning songs in a fourth. Why should Tagalog be exempt from my musical depredations? 🙉

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The delivery van is farked at the rear.

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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 9:26 am : “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” is just weasel-words. I have learned to disregard that kind of crap, because if it takes all day, that’s 1440 minutes and they still weren’t lying, technically. 😉

Peter
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Peter

You’d better fack up and go home

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