Here’s your facking box.

Here’s your facking box.

posted on 22 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

facking-lsit

Someone doesn’t like their job…

Photo courtesy of Daniel Lee.
Packing list found in China.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

From the Suck Ho group of companies

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Well bobbin fack me lsit

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Dear customer: We finally got the wood to fack your goods. They are coming your way soon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

This order has been facked in sex different boxes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The printer is a ttoal frick!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Do they have to lsit every fart?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Fack off, lsit.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Oh oh, an order just came in for a dozen hockey pucks.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Dare Copmany,

Teh fcuking slit shows taht you have no knolwedge of spelling wahtsoever. If I recevie it again I’ll list your fece! So facking ipsum dolor lsit amet.

Rolf Mao,
Cotsumer

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

WTP?

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

There will be a lot of bobbin’ indeed.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Fracking comes after facking.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

This is what happens when your boss is an ice hole.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Oh, Lsit on it ya dumb fack!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Hmmm….

1. Nail body part A
2. Nail body part B
3. Nail body part C

Hmmm….seems those are the only parts the nail will fit.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Part 1 will go into part 5, Part 2 goes into Part 4, but Part 3 only goes into Part 5.

Is that facking clear?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Reminds me of the time I bought my daughter a double-decker Doll’s Cot. Made in Japan Me, being the engineer,this will be easy. Some two hours later I had got nowhere. So I started again from scratch. “Twas then that i realized, that ever bit of dowel was different, and went in one spot only. Once I identified each part, and laid them out in order, I had it assembled in thirty minutes. The instructions said: “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” unquote! I would imagine that any seven year old with an Engineering Masters, and twenty years… Read more »

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Long Tom A few days ago.
If you like music, and musicals, like i do, you might like the movie Yes Giorgio.
I believe it to be the worst movie ever made. In it Pavarotti plays a world famous opera singer. In other words Pavarotti playing Pavarotti. And he can not even do that convincingly. Just as well he had another job.

But the singing is superb.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Also Willie the Singing Whale. Disney animation.

I could not imagine life without music, even though I cannot carry a tune to the rubbish-bin. You may be somewhat pleased to find, that I can sing atrociously in three languages, and I am engaged in learning songs in a fourth. Why should Tagalog be exempt from my musical depredations? 🙉

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The delivery van is farked at the rear.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 9:26 am : “Can be assembled by a child in minutes.” is just weasel-words. I have learned to disregard that kind of crap, because if it takes all day, that’s 1440 minutes and they still weren’t lying, technically. 😉

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

You’d better fack up and go home

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