Lack of rhythm a plus…

Lack of rhythm a plus…

posted on 3 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

need-white-english-teacher

Photo courtesy of Gregory Goldblatt.
Found in Hong Kong. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Yellow ones not good

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

But you’ve already got white online translator!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Apply here

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

But black English is a lot more fun!

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

An English teacher with red background?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Ginger hair may help.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

You could try a teacher bleacher.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Yellow English isn’t working too well for them.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Learn to spell with a black art teacher.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Hey, Bruce Springsteen wrote a song whose lyrics included, “To go and kill the yellow man”.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

We got ebonics covered already.

Conventi
Conventi
4 years ago

Yours cheerfully,

Ku Klux Clan

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Waiter: “Red or white wine sir?”

Diner: “Doesn’t it come in any other colours?”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Is the position still vacant? Has anybody rung the number?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

.@DNT 0409. Hell NO?

You don’t want to teach the por little buggers Scot’s English.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Long Tom 0523.

It is much more fun to try to kill the yellow woman….By loving her to death.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

WTF, Does Black Teacher Matters?

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

The owner of this English School doesn’t speak much English, I presume. Get them a hillbilly to teach English and three months later, the student will speak the perfect Queen’s language.

Lora
Lora
4 years ago

Get Olaf the Snowman to teach them. From the controversy I’ve heard about his recent short and Disney’s movie Coco, he’s whiter than the snow he’s made from.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC 0923.. . Only if you’re colour blind.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Didn’t capitalize White? Now that’s racist !! :p

DaVince
DaVince
4 years ago

I can’t read all the words but the sign does say “white person” so I think they’re actually looking for an English person who’s white. Just to make sure they’re the real deal and can really help them with their English, I guess…

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