Make your Bingyu dream come true!

Make your Bingyu dream come true!

posted on 25 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Passengers start full, but rough seas will soon change that!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Is drive-by machining a big problem around here?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Warning: Beware of over-active apostrophes.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Passenger dissatisfaction within 20 minutes guaranteed!

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

You need to bring your AAAA batteries if you want to Bingyou.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Fish & Ships

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

7. … to be continue’d.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

… a nd don ‘ t theships. Bing yu for understanding!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 5:13 am: Efficient ships?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

After the ship stopped, the row began.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Re #5: at least it’s not a dictator-ship.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Passengers start full.

Passengers finish empty.

Seasickness wins again.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The reason Rule 7. was not finished was, the signwriter had to go for a chunder, and fell overboard.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Go To “Bingyu Gou”!
This national park in Dongbei or north-east China, halfway between Dalian and Dandong, has an AAAA rating and it’s well-deserved. I took 450 photos and 400 were fantastic. The scenery is breath-taking. The cable car to a mountain peak was thrilling. A beautiful, clean, clear, green river winds through a gorgeous gorge surrounded by mountain peaks.

https://www.tripadvisor.com.au/ShowUserReviews-g1152361-d2050664-r268942864-Dalian_Bingyu_Valley-Zhuanghe_Liaoning.html#

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Gleat Chinesee Lip orf. Translation = Toulist tlap. Lodging in the park My wife and I spent a day and one night at the park in Bingyu Valley in April 2011. Due to 1st May Labor day, the park was quite crowded. We were almost the only non-Chinese in there. After arranging a reservation from Dalian for a night at the park (as suggested by Lonely Planet guide) with the help of our Dalian hotel staff, we took an early direct bus to Bingyu park entrance. On site, it was no longer possible to be understood in English and without… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

There is a small fairy you can ride.. Which probably explains why you should not bend over to put your hand in the water.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I, Jose Mareado, recommend the Ferry trip.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

♫ Welcome to the machine. What did you dream? ♫
♫ It’s alright. We told you what to dream. ♫

This is China. And you WILL dream about Bingyu.
Now put on your life jacket!

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

So its a rowing ship

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

A ship cannot have enough tourists

Tom P.
Tom P.
2 years ago

Visitors need to wear a bulletproof vest to avoid the drive by machine guns

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

@ Droll not Troll | 5:27 am: Efficient, like Potato Ships.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Row, row, row your boat
Gently down the stream,
Throw your garbage overboard
And hear the captain scream!

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