Mutoton sliges are best served cold…

Mutoton sliges are best served cold…

posted on 12 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

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Photo courtesy of Beril Lapson.
Found in Hengshui, China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Strong around the nethers

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Dil doiled for breakfast

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Mommy? What’s ‘Breakfast’?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Slige Midluachra

From Wikipedia, the dip-doiled encyclopedia

Slige Midluachra is the old mutoton road settlents betail High Kings Road that ran in ancient times from the Tara to Dunseverick on the north coast of China …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Wai ter! There’s a mutot on my betail zng!
– Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, Mad dam.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The famous human settlent green is popular here.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I prefer my ZNG beheaded.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Sounds like the ingredients the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles place on their pizzas.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Mutoton sliges go well with slided port.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Can I have Kim Kardashian fatty fried eggs and bacon?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

There’s been a rash of complaints about the chafing dish.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Something about this rubs me the wrong way.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Bubble, bubble doil and drouble!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

I hear they like muto ton in Paki, Stan.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It appears as if a Chafing Dish is the bane of Marie.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This menu was brought to you by; The Fast Fued People.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Oh freddled gruntbuggly,
Thy micturations slige,
As plurdled gabbleblotchits zng a lurgid bee.
Groop, I implore thee, my foonting turlingdromes,
And hooptiously drangle me with betail bindlewurdles,.

(See also:
“Ode to a Small Lump of Green Putty I Found in My Armpit One Midsummer Morning”)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

They will be seud for freudulent misroperesentabulation.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Must be a catered meal for visiting Vogons.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This food most be orright. They don;t give you needles with it.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

North Korea has the Million Mutoton Bomb.

It is wery dangeroos….Especially when it has gone off.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Untied sliges of Mutoton

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

How’s the feng shui in Hengshui?

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

Mind-doggling chingrish

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