Please cherish to look at what you did.

Please cherish to look at what you did.

posted on 2 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Instructions

attention-hotel-sign

Foul stuff is your responsible.

Photo courtesy of Marieke van Dijk.
Found in Yunnan, China.

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Marum
Marum
4 years ago

GUEST! At ease.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Because matresses need defending

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The room is broken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If a mattress falls down, spring to its defence.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Dear esteemed Mangalment.
I pulled all the buttons off the mattress with my toes, while making love to my lady.

The buttons are stored for your collection, in the right hand drawer of the bedside table. All except for one. A thorough search of the room, and my lady, failed to unearth that one. One can only conjecture, as to where that little bugger went.

Yours faithfully,

Homorific Guest.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Hey, it wasn’t my immodesty that fell down, it was my pants!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0408.

If mattress fall apart, defend its springs.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If any foul stuff comes from my personal, I promise to flush it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Must be Shakespeare. I see Falstaff gets a mention.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you immodesty falls down? Does one suddenly become prudish?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you invite my right, can I also bring my left?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Thank you to come = No need to say it every time, Mrs. Linn
– Hygiene faclities = Horrorific face-lithium
– Towel result ined by you damaged = Fawlty Towels
– Foul stuff = Hot stuff in disguise
– Defend the mattress = Because nothing else mattress
– If the immodesty fall down = Slightly worrying
– Thank you for your visite again = Oh, not againe …

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Something honorific happened in Room 237 …

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Linan Inn – Yisa, 云南 – Foursquare
https://foursquare.com/v/linan-inn/4e10848eaeb74afe60b4b2fe
See 9 photos and 1 tip from 26 visitors to Linan Inn. “Hôtel boutique jolie vue confort simple. Cuisine simple et bonne”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If you have a down mattress, please put it in my room.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

If you intend to let mattress fall down on yourself, your WILL must include the damages to the hotel or we will contest your WILL.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Mattress or Mistress? Who is easier to defend? Very difficult choice.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Q: How do you feel if you have oral sex with a duck?

A: Down in the mouth

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@BFC 0523

A mistress goes between a mister and a mattress.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Never defend your mattress or your mistress.
Instead, attack he on the mattress with a friendly weapon.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

AH! I get it. “Defend the mattress.

Defend-a-Bed Mattress Protector Review – The Sleep Judge
https://www.thesleepjudge.com/defend-a-bed-mattress-protector-review/

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Thank you to come in our linen?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Fear not mattress, I’ve got you covered.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

“Sorry about the drapes, but at least I didn’t damage your towel!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If guest complacent we get camera, take smug shot.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Horrific Management,

After having read your horrible notice, I doubt if I shall ever visite your inn again.

Yours unfaithfully,
Honorific Guest

Tom41
Tom41
4 years ago

Never mind the mattress, I’m more worried about my immodesty falling down! Certainly not complacent…

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