Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.
We will self say it only once…
I don’t do selfies
Just rip into it
Just think about it
You don’t need to remind me. I can imagine an imaginary menagerie manager imagining managing an imaginary menagerie.
Be self control. Don’t let others push your buttons.
In my well-mannered imagination, the policeman is reading me a bedtime story. But I’m high.
The wrinkled poster doesn’t look self well-mannered.
”May we remind you”?
Hey, it’s January!
I am afraid my imagination is totally unfettered and can not be controlled.
Least of all, by me.
Besides. I consider a “good joke” offends someone.
A “great joke” offends everyone.
However, in Communist China, your imagination will follow party lines.
Otherwise you will be sent to a community for political re-education.
There, they will beat the ferk out of you, until your imagination will no longer extend past your next beating. Plus, aversion therapy, using 240 volts on various interesting bits of your body, may help too.
I, Hau Ling Fook.
Commander of the Red Guards.
Approve of this process.
Whoever ripped that poster is not well-mannered… I can’t even tell what you’re supposed to be self-!
Typical of an entire nation with no inagination