That can be treated.

That can be treated.

posted on 6 Jan 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

ostrich-discharge

Gonna need more napkins.

Photo courtesy of Gary Dyck.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Another way if eating fried crap

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EEERK!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Don’t ask what you get from pulled pork!

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Shapens the taste

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Ostriches are renowned for running.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

This is the chef’s magnum o’pus.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Hi! I am a flightless bird with hairy feathers.

OK. As I can’t pronounce your name….You’re discharged.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Looks like beer taps to me.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Maybe it is how your mouth tastes the next day.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This is as close as I can come to a translation, but I stabd to be corrected. My Vietnamese is only at the “Hello – how are you – order a loaf of bread -level. Piece of ostrich meat mixed with spicy tongue, tongue and tongue of pineapple aromatic nose will be the home cooking must be praised Ingredient 250 g ostrich meat just enough MSG just enough lemongrass just enough garlic A little chili just enough sand 1 bulb onion just enough fish sauce Guide 1. Slice meats, thinly sliced โ€‹โ€‹onions. 2. Put the oil in hot saucepan, garlic… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Also, I have no idea which island, you are commanded to leave the meat on.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Does it support wireless discharging?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Tastes like THIT!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 4:29 am: My Vietnamese is non-existant, but I was thinking that the discharge could mean an ostrich egg.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Mmm, bird thit.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Throw a bit of Emu on the barbie,
Along with a haunch of Skippy too,
Now braise it until it’s done all nice and rare,
And while we gobble down our Coat of Arms,
We’ll lustily sing; Advance Australia Fair.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Well , chili fried ostriches shouldn’t be in the military anyhow.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Sounds like the time my pet canary got chirpies. Fortunately, it was tweetable. *ba dump bump chhh*

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

I’m afraid you will now have to take over his duties, Mr. Echidna.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Lora | 11:16 am : Sorry, couldn’t resist:
Tweetable? That’s *ba dumb Trump*

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Bufet? Patrons who tried this dish must have told them to f off.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Long Tom 1305.
Did you know, an Echidna has a four-headed Penis which it doesn’t urinate through. Also when it orgasms it only uses two of them but never the same two.
Monotremes are amazing.
Only three exist: The Aust Echidna; the PNG Echidna; the Platypus.

So how’s that girls? A four headed Penis, which never ever tastes of pee.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@Marum: Sonic the Hedgehog probably calls Knuckles that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Long Tom | 1:43 pm: What, Monotreme or four-headed penis? ๐Ÿ˜›

Tom P.
Tom P.
2 years ago

I’ll just “stick my head in the sand”, while eating it.

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

YUCK

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