That’s sippin’ jianshi.

That’s sippin’ jianshi.

posted on 8 Jan 2018 in Chinglish

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After a couple jianshi everyone looks gorgeous.

Photo courtesy of Thomas Leeb.
Headrest cover found on China Eastern airline.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Jianshi will help you join the Mile High Club.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I’ve had beers that tasted like they had a human origin… or maybe feline.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I’d hate to see what their lamps look like

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Skin to skin

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Try our new human origin intoxicant, Soylent Booze.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Human origin wasn’t that gorgeous according to Darwin.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Is that a Green Jianshi with a Three Pronged Crown?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

You should try Jianshi dry

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Intoxicant fertile? Maybe not.

But as they say: Licquor is quickour.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Drink Jianshi dry

She’ll love it.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If Jianshi really loves you, she WILL do the same for you.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@FB. 0608. No, It used to be a Maserati – pranged by a drunken Chinese millionaire.

sam
sam
4 years ago

You can do anything a Jianshi… the only limit is yourself…

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