Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.
Abby Normal approves this message.
Let’s hope there are no normal emergencies, then.
Don’t touch yourself
Doesn’t touch the buttons
No touch, no iPhone
Touch me, I’m abnormal!
The “Me Too” movement goes to China.
@Frank Burns: It’s the #MeTooPushButton Movement.
Preferably, use your tongue.
If the sign starts squealing, and leaping all over the place, you have touched in the correct place.
It should now be satisfactorily on fire.
It may not be an emergency, if I have a mighty erection, and my lady is away.
But it certainly is a disaster. 😿
Cmon cmon cmon cmon now touch me baby
What is #2, a reach-around?
Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm | A wipe?
Is it okay to touch Weird Al?
Touch allowed in vector that deviates at least 5° from normal.