What about normal emergencies!

What about normal emergencies!

posted on 27 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

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Give it an abnormal touch…

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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Let’s hope there are no normal emergencies, then.

algernon
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algernon

Don’t touch yourself

algernon
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algernon

Doesn’t touch the buttons

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

No touch, no iPhone

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Touch me, I’m abnormal!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

The “Me Too” movement goes to China.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@Frank Burns: It’s the #MeTooPushButton Movement.

Marum
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Marum

Preferably, use your tongue.

Marum
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Marum

If the sign starts squealing, and leaping all over the place, you have touched in the correct place.
It should now be satisfactorily on fire.

Marum
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Marum

It may not be an emergency, if I have a mighty erection, and my lady is away.

But it certainly is a disaster. 😿

Anomoly
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Anomoly

Cmon cmon cmon cmon now touch me baby

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What is #2, a reach-around?

Long Tom
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Long Tom
algernon
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algernon

Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm | A wipe?

Lora
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Lora

Is it okay to touch Weird Al?

DrLex
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DrLex

Touch allowed in vector that deviates at least 5° from normal.

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