What about normal emergencies!

What about normal emergencies!

posted on 27 Jan 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-touch-in-normal

Give it an abnormal touch…

Photo courtesy of Mark Allen.
Found in China.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Abby Normal approves this message.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Let’s hope there are no normal emergencies, then.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Don’t touch yourself

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Doesn’t touch the buttons

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

No touch, no iPhone

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Touch me, I’m abnormal!

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

The “Me Too” movement goes to China.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

@Frank Burns: It’s the #MeTooPushButton Movement.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Preferably, use your tongue.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If the sign starts squealing, and leaping all over the place, you have touched in the correct place.
It should now be satisfactorily on fire.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It may not be an emergency, if I have a mighty erection, and my lady is away.

But it certainly is a disaster. 😿

Anomoly
Anomoly
3 years ago

Cmon cmon cmon cmon now touch me baby

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

What is #2, a reach-around?

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Droll not Troll | 4:05 pm | A wipe?

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Is it okay to touch Weird Al?

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Touch allowed in vector that deviates at least 5° from normal.

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