After 2 drinks the wimpiness subsides.

After 2 drinks the wimpiness subsides.

posted on 28 Feb 2018 in Menus

rosso-spumante

Photo courtesy of Caleb Brown.
Wine description found in Japan.

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Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a mouth hit today.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

I prefer the taste of old boots

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Lets spu mante

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I thought it was punch at first.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

A mouth hit? It is thick red sparkling blood.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If it hits you in the mouth, don’t wine about it.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

When the cork comes out of the bottle, it goes “Popeye”.

coffeebot
4 years ago

This is why I drink beer.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Fresh taste, with an aroma of berries and just a hint of knuckles.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

“Diary Of A Wimpy Adult”

Geo
Geo
4 years ago

It’s OK to be wimpy as long as it’s in a brilliant fragrance. There’s no shame in that.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Rosso’s Spermante is so dry!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Oh! I thought they were after Juniper Berries.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Now let me get this straight:
You propose I pay you roughly 12 bucks so you can hit me in the mouth?
Smooth. Real smooth. Just how wimpy do you think I am?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum:

Juniper?
Ugh…GIN.

I, for one, HATE Gin. Tastes like frickin’ MEDICINE!

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

For the Brandy drinkers:

♫You’ll chuck and you’ll chunder,
On Chateau Tanunda.♪

Seppelts owns the Chateau Tanunda estates in South Aust.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Pete 0630.

Haha. A Martini is traditionally Gin + Dry Vermouth. Unless you are 007 who has his made with Vodka. (Shaken not stirred)

“I’ll have a Martinus.”

‘Don’t you mean Martini?’

“No. I’m only having one.”

(Stan Freeburg. I think. Big Julie Don’t go. Anyway Ancient Roman joke)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

There are some unfortunately named wines here in OZ. Like, for instance.

Asti Spewmante.

Riccadonna

Someone once asked me:

“What’s Ricadonna like?”

Me: “Like Ricca mortis. Especially the next morning.”

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

On grog:

Q: If Julia Migenes Johnson was up to her tits in Champagne, where would I like to be?

A: Up to my nuts in Cider.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Marum 6:43:

I’ll remember that if I ever order two Martin-Eye….

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

I guess I should have spelled it “Marteen-Eye”?

Classic Steve
4 years ago

The translator had sampled the product.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

I was also reminded of this Hefty garbage bag commercial from years ago:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJdQfjaRAG0

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

“Why yes, I would like a knuckle sandwich.”
Apologies to Gary Larson…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 6:30 am: Yeah, I tried gin once.
Once.

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