In the chicken’s defense, he WAS a vegetarian.

In the chicken’s defense, he WAS a vegetarian.

posted on 18 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Menus

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Photo courtesy of Angel Manabat.
Menu found in Shanghai, China. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

The chicken contains no meat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Strange taste peanut tastes like vegetarian chicken.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Marinated goose web? What is that radioactive spider going to bite next?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

That drunk black fish is a marinated mofo!

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Thats a relief I thought it would be vegan

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

Go home black fish, you’re drunk

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Huh, a fish that got tanked.

Conventi
Conventi
4 years ago

Chicken Feet, mmhhh….

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

What next, spicy chicken feathers?

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! This peanut has a strange taste!
– Strange? You should try the drunk black fish, Madam.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

My boiled peanuts always have an unusual taste.

I boils ’em in Rum.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Marinated Tofu = Total waste of f—-n time.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

If you haave a red date, it’s probably time to lay off the Thai red curry with chillies.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Cop. “Are you drunk sir?”

Driver: “Not really Osserfer, I have jussh drunk too mush Blackfish.”

C: “Will you please get out of the car sir.”

D. “I can’t Cuntschabell. I’ve still got Schikens feet.”

Classic Steve
4 years ago

When you live underwater, you’re always drinking….

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

@ Classic Steve: I remember a “Mutts” cartoon where a fish is in a bowl and complains, “I need a drink.”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

We ate there and my date certainly turned red.
I took her home and haven’t seen her since.
Sure hope she recovered.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Oh what complicated webs those geese spin….

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

What’s this, Officer?

It’s a ticket for drunken swimming, Mr. Blackfish.
You may appear to challenge the charge in court or you may pay the fine online, over the phone, by mail or in person as described on the reverse side.

This appears to be your first offense. If you decide to challenge, I believe the judge will likely go easy on you.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Customer: Waiter, just what the HE** is THIS?

B: That’s Tofo, ya Mofo. You ordered it. You don’t like it, not my problem.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Mr. Peanut…not to be rude, but may I suggest you try the spa down the street? A good soak might do wonders for your aroma. It’d be nice to have you return to good taste once again.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

Sorry, gonna need to see some id for the Drunk Black Fish entree, you look a little young.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Marum | 8:21 am: Not the way we make it! My lady and I often have marinated tofu – it’s oven-baked after marinating, BTW. And neither of is vegantarigan, either.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DnT:

Vegantarigans?
Is that a Vegetarian Hooligan?
Or, does it resemble a Ptarmigan?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 4:41 pm: I’m trying to come up with a single term to describe all the varieties of people who, selectively, don’t use animal products.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DnT:

Oh, I see.
Hmmm…gonna have to “noodle” on that one.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Fresh chicken. Picked ripe from the tree.

Marnen Laibow-Koser
2 years ago

This is actually correct. Vegetarian chicken is a soy product with the texture of chicken, commonly used in Chinese cuisine.

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