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posted on 22 Feb 2018 in Signs

korean-bbq-sex-machine

Combining my two favorite things!

Photo courtesy of Anthony S.
Found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Serves pork

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I hope they’re not cooking wieners!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Combining the two could be a big miss steak.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

So no kimchi with the sausage then.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Come in and see the dancing grills.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

When coffee machine is out of control.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Everything is cooked Brown.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

May I take your ardor sir?

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Bi-Bim-BANG!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Welcome sir.
May we offer you some Galbi?

Uh, no. Just the Gal, please.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

Talk about some “special sauce’………

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Seeves Twice Porked Cook.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

How would you like your meat done, sir?

coffeebot
4 years ago

No dogs allowed.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Don’t accidentally drop your sausage on the hotplate.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Might actually work.

If you put you wife’s bum on a hot grill, it might be the first time she has moved during sex for the last twenty years.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Actually it is a Korean, nude, country and western, karaoke machine.

It is there to see how well you yodel, when your sausage falls into the grill.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Pete 6:06:

Oops. Meant to start with “Serve”.
“Seeves” is what happens to Engrish without coffee.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

And I had thought that the Japanese still sneered at anything Korean-even their B-B-Q.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 9:21 am: That’s what happens when you have covfefe instead. 😛
Typo didn’t spoil the joke for me, anyway, although until that moment I hadn’t realised there was such a thing as twice cooked pork.
Engrish can be very educational!.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

And need we remind you? – At the BBQ Sex Machine, always use a condiment.

Eggrish
Eggrish
4 years ago

I want my baby back, baby back, back sex.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0611.

McF-ckaulds

Drive thru: “How would you like your meat done, sir?

Cust: “One doggy style, one missionary, and one cowgirl.”

Drive thru: “OK! Would you like fellatio with that?”

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DnT 6:34:

Yup Yup. “Twice Cooked Pork” or “Double Cooked Pork” is a pretty popular Hunanese dish.

@Long Tom 5:13:

Nope. Neighborhood hole-in-the-wall Korean BBQ mom & pops are a yen a dozen in Japan. The Japanese even enjoy Kim Chi…although it tends to be less spicy & garlicky than the authentic Korean version.

olog-hai
olog-hai
3 years ago

“Get up-ah (get on up), get up-ah (get on up) . . .”

Fellas, Korean BBQ’s ready to get up and do its thing. They wanna get into it, you know, like a—like a sex machine, man, movin’, and doin’ it, y’know . . .

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