This dressing hurts…

This dressing hurts…

posted on 14 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

lettuce-in-pain

Gently toss the salad…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Chan.
Found in Hong Kong.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

And rge thousand islands

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Let them down gently

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

OW! My head!!

Eggrish
Eggrish
3 years ago

Slicing a head of lettuce leads to a splitting headache.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@webmaster: How about: Let me put a dressing on that.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Not surprising; it’s raw.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Why is it hurting? Just ‘cos.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Waiter! This lettuce is in pain!
– You should see the lamb you ordered, Madam…

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Comes with a salad scream

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

As a kid, I was tortured by spinach…..

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Sore lettuce needs releaf.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

It was given a pinch of salt.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

Aw, lettuce alone.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

You’d be too if somebody bit into you.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Would you like some fresh opium pods in your salad, Sir?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Twenty years ago or so, Atlanta, Georgia had a salad restaurant called:
“Lettuce Surprise You”.

Painfully silly name, yes.
Oxycontin anyone?

PeeBee
PeeBee
3 years ago

So that’s why the salad always leaves.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

@Pete: You think that’s bad? Look at this:

https://www.leye.com/

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The lettuce has to go back to its bed on arugula basis.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago
UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Pain is just chlorophyll leaving the body.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Poor lettuce! It got slugged in the garden.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Maybe it’s time to put the lettuce out of its mizuna.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

That screaming sound, is a carrot in extremis.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Dearly beloved; Lettuce spray.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Et tu Brute – Julius Caesar Salad

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

After that Sausage Party movie, I’m not surprised that it is.

iLock
iLock
3 years ago

Sounds like a 90s grunge band.
‘Lettuce In Pain’
Probably sounds like Screaming Trees crossed with Alice In Chains.

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Lettuce put some dressing on that raw lettuce.
Perhaps with a miracle whip?

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