This dressing hurts…

This dressing hurts…

posted on 14 Feb 2018 in Chinglish, Menus, Signs

lettuce-in-pain

Gently toss the salad…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Chan.
Found in Hong Kong.

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algernon
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algernon

And rge thousand islands

algernon
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algernon

Let them down gently

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

OW! My head!!

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Slicing a head of lettuce leads to a splitting headache.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@webmaster: How about: Let me put a dressing on that.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not surprising; it’s raw.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Why is it hurting? Just ‘cos.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! This lettuce is in pain!
– You should see the lamb you ordered, Madam…

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Comes with a salad scream

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

As a kid, I was tortured by spinach…..

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sore lettuce needs releaf.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

It was given a pinch of salt.

Classic Steve
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Aw, lettuce alone.

Classic Steve
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You’d be too if somebody bit into you.

Pete
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Pete

Would you like some fresh opium pods in your salad, Sir?

Pete
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Pete

Twenty years ago or so, Atlanta, Georgia had a salad restaurant called:
“Lettuce Surprise You”.

Painfully silly name, yes.
Oxycontin anyone?

PeeBee
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PeeBee

So that’s why the salad always leaves.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Pete: You think that’s bad? Look at this:

https://www.leye.com/

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The lettuce has to go back to its bed on arugula basis.

Long Tom
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Long Tom
UCity
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UCity

Pain is just chlorophyll leaving the body.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Poor lettuce! It got slugged in the garden.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Maybe it’s time to put the lettuce out of its mizuna.

Marum
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Marum

That screaming sound, is a carrot in extremis.

Marum
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Marum

Dearly beloved; Lettuce spray.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Et tu Brute – Julius Caesar Salad

Lora
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Lora

After that Sausage Party movie, I’m not surprised that it is.

iLock
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iLock

Sounds like a 90s grunge band.
‘Lettuce In Pain’
Probably sounds like Screaming Trees crossed with Alice In Chains.

Peter
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Peter

Lettuce put some dressing on that raw lettuce.
Perhaps with a miracle whip?

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