Disinfecting pigeons must be hard.

Disinfecting pigeons must be hard.

posted on 13 Mar 2018 in Signs

disinfection-of-balconies

Photo courtesy of Cory Long.
Found on a university campus in Tokyo.

1 Star2 Stars3 Stars4 Stars5 Stars (108 votes, average: 3.73 out of 5)
Loading...

26
Leave a Reply

avatar
26 Comment threads
0 Thread replies
0 Followers
 
Most reacted comment
Hottest comment thread
9 Comment authors
AnomolyDroll not TrollSeventy2rd o clockMarumYu No Hoo Recent comment authors
  Subscribe  
Notify of
algernon
Guest
algernon

Perhaps the harmful insects are man eaters

Pete
Guest
Pete

Yummmm….

Anybody up for Pigeon Pie?

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The people at International Plaza really know their sh!t.

Pete
Guest
Pete

1st floor hotel eatery is the Poo Crab Restaurant.

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

The pigeons are coo-operating.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

– Come on, children, lunch is ready! I found pigeons in the eat-in kitchen!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

This notice looks like it was drafted by an underling at the university who really knows English and hopes the university administrators don’t! 😉

Long Tom
Guest
Long Tom

Wow, a public service announcement that doesn’t mince words!

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

They don’t want to ruffle anyone’s feathers.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

If they use those Korean crap forks, this job could take a while!

DrLex
Guest
DrLex

I guess the crap fork is the ultimate tool for cleaning and disinfecting the pigeons.

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: If you don’t find them, we will disinfect YOU!

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

University pigeons have formed their own feculty.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 5:01 am: The pigeons’ fraternity is Phi Beta Crappa.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The writer of the notice likes to call a spade a spade, which will be very useful in the cleanup.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

The place is infested with “stool” pigeons.

Pete
Guest
Pete

If there are that many pigeons, this could be expensive.
Does the school’s endowment have the bread?

Yu No Hoo
Guest
Yu No Hoo

@ Droll 5:07 am

I hear their marks are dropping.

Marum
Guest
Marum

If you are feeling some; err; irritation due to my posting….Let me assure you that no Bird Lice were injured during the writing of this article.

In fact; The part of the Bird Lice was played by juvenile fleas in grass skirts. I hope the thought of fleas, makes you feel better.

Marum
Guest
Marum

Tues 13 03 18.

Pigeons dropped on the stock market today.
Bird Lice rose by 20%.
Sales of Calamine lotion were reported to increase by 50%, causing Pharmaceutical companies to rise by ten basic points.
However some of the losses were offset during late trading after closing, when pigeons rose again.

Marum
Guest
Marum

So! The bird lice will be done in the presence of Plaza Office Staff.

F—ing Bird Lice!

Marum
Guest
Marum

I never knew that asian penises were THAT small. 🐰

Seventy2rd o clock
Guest
Seventy2rd o clock

No need to disinfect them. I just find them and wash them separately.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

It says what will happen if you are “out”. If you are still in the closet… well, that’s not their pigeon.

Droll not Troll
Guest
Droll not Troll

@Yu No Hoo | 6:21 am: They are taking the course for the turd time.

Anomoly
Guest
Anomoly

The Chinese do eat pigeon soup in certain parts of China.

Home | Brog | Store | Massage Board | Advertise | Contact Us | Disclaimer

© 1999 - 2020 Engrish.com. All rights reserved.