Flowerage World Tour!

Flowerage World Tour!

posted on 5 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Chris Neilsen.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Ah a shrubbery.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Perhaps the knights that say ni have traveled far.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

I’d be happy to live in the flower age. With a few exceptions, it would have to smell better than the technological age.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

The tour wonderland starts at the rabbit hole.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

What’s an average flowerage?

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

They were by the loins, deflowered.

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

The English text: “flowers, wonderland, and culture!”
The Chinese text: “bathroom”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Once the tour of the flowerage starts, nobody leaves.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

First annual?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I’d like to know how this transpired.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

I hear interest is growing.

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Must be the Michael Jackson garden. His old estate was named “Wonderland”.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Hubby argues with his wife. He brings home flowers.

She, not willing to let the disagreement die, grumps: “Flowers huh! I guess you expect me to lie on my back all night with my legs in the air.!”

He: ” I think the flowers would prefer it, if you just put them in a vase.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Seventy2rd o clock | 4:30 am: Depends on the acreage, tillage and drainage.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

A rose iby any other name would smell as sweet, unless it’s an Amorphophallus titanum. (Corpse Flower)

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

‘Twas only a small cluster when I went to bed, but it arose during the night

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

A: So how did you like the flower wonderland?

B: Actually I wonder why you took me. Wasn’t worth all that hullaballoo.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@ Droll 4:44 am

Took me a while before I twigged to that reference.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 9:11 am: But you finally seed it, bud. 😛

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

After touring the flowerage, let’s take a carriage to the village for a game of cribbage or hide-the-sausage.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

“Life is like a bed of roses but watch out for the pricks.”
(In quotes because it was made up by someone else, long ago.)

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
4 years ago

( the Jackson estate was called “Neverland)

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