It’s all I could afford……

It’s all I could afford……

crap-fork

Mom didn’t like the joke.

Photo courtesy of David Conrad.
Found in Korea.

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Painful

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Beware of sharp edges

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

There Is No Spoon.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

2 girls, 1 fork.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

I cannot for the life of me figure out what that thing is supposed to be used for anyway.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

If your crap forks, you’re probably biassed.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

No other choice because the competition has been eliminated.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Sold by the gross.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Every proctologist should have one.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

As the knife said to the spoon.

“Let’s get the fork outta’ here!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

What kinds of events do they stage in that plaza, anyway?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

“Crap Fork” Of great use to they, who suffer from constipation

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Guaranteed to give you the “ring of confidence”>

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

That’s it. I’m switching proctologists.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually. You would need a team of strong men, to ever put that utensil up my ring.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

What the fork?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Well oil beef hooked!

After a lifetime of eating seafood, I never knew of such a thing. (I grew up on the beaches of Coolangatta {Gold Coast})

A Crab Fork/seafood pick. about 8 inches (20 cm) long. I have no idea how you use it.

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=How+to+use+a+crab+fork&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU742AU742&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=mLMeUXTxFKTntM%253A%252CV6-p87pggtXH6M%252C_&usg=__w45MvdGplZAM5GA-d1hfU5z3PWY%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwixtt-9-ObZAhXBxlQKHY3hBJgQ9QEImAEwDw#imgrc=mLMeUXTxFKTntM:

Chris
Chris
3 years ago

“That’s not a knife.”

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I have eaten mud crabs, (mangrove crabs) in restaurants as well, and have never seen such a device.

All they give you normally, is a board, a silver hammer, and a bib, and a bowl of water (self explanatory) and a supply of table napkins, and plenty of clear space. A good bottle of Sauternes (Sauvignon Blanc) is a good accessory to the crime also.

My fav. restaurant, used to park me in a corner, from where I couldn’t splatter all and sundry. From whence I could hammer and slurp to my heart’s content.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

And crabs across the East China Sea and the Sea of Japan burbled a sigh of relief since clearly, such “forks” were designed for human medical needs.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually a good supply of large (60 L) plastic garbage bags would help. You can cut three holes in them and clothe the other denisons of your alcove and table in them. Failing that – plastic raincoats would be de rigueur.

Bon appetit amiga y amigo.

Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Made of stained steel.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Pete 0730. As near as I can ascertain, one impales small crabs on them, Thus they can be cooked over a fame, and eaten at the table.

The one illustrated, appears to be overly ornate, compared to the ones on the addy which I have dug up.

BTW. Ascetain is the solvent, for cleaning fibre-glass resin out of one’s brushes..

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Reminds me of the time I read an article about an alternative to the lead acid battery. Obviously wrotten by a journo, who knew FA about batteries.

The device was described as; Assault Battery. (Every time you open the bonnet, (hood) it grabs you by the throat, and beats the crab out of you.

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Marum: Must be a great way to treat venereal disease. Open the bonnet and get the crabs beaten out of you.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Is this an instrument of torture from Best Korea??

Peter
Peter
3 years ago

Nope, not even for free.

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