It’s all I could afford……

It’s all I could afford……

crap-fork

Mom didn’t like the joke.

Photo courtesy of David Conrad.
Found in Korea.

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algernon
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algernon

Painful

algernon
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algernon

Beware of sharp edges

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

There Is No Spoon.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

2 girls, 1 fork.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I cannot for the life of me figure out what that thing is supposed to be used for anyway.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If your crap forks, you’re probably biassed.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

No other choice because the competition has been eliminated.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Sold by the gross.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Every proctologist should have one.

Marum
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Marum

As the knife said to the spoon.

“Let’s get the fork outta’ here!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What kinds of events do they stage in that plaza, anyway?

Marum
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Marum

“Crap Fork” Of great use to they, who suffer from constipation

Marum
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Marum

Guaranteed to give you the “ring of confidence”>

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

That’s it. I’m switching proctologists.

Marum
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Marum

Actually. You would need a team of strong men, to ever put that utensil up my ring.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What the fork?

Marum
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Marum

Well oil beef hooked!

After a lifetime of eating seafood, I never knew of such a thing. (I grew up on the beaches of Coolangatta {Gold Coast})

A Crab Fork/seafood pick. about 8 inches (20 cm) long. I have no idea how you use it.

https://www.google.com.au/search?q=How+to+use+a+crab+fork&rlz=1C1CHBD_en-GBAU742AU742&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=mLMeUXTxFKTntM%253A%252CV6-p87pggtXH6M%252C_&usg=__w45MvdGplZAM5GA-d1hfU5z3PWY%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwixtt-9-ObZAhXBxlQKHY3hBJgQ9QEImAEwDw#imgrc=mLMeUXTxFKTntM:

Chris
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Chris

“That’s not a knife.”

Marum
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Marum

I have eaten mud crabs, (mangrove crabs) in restaurants as well, and have never seen such a device.

All they give you normally, is a board, a silver hammer, and a bib, and a bowl of water (self explanatory) and a supply of table napkins, and plenty of clear space. A good bottle of Sauternes (Sauvignon Blanc) is a good accessory to the crime also.

My fav. restaurant, used to park me in a corner, from where I couldn’t splatter all and sundry. From whence I could hammer and slurp to my heart’s content.

Pete
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Pete

And crabs across the East China Sea and the Sea of Japan burbled a sigh of relief since clearly, such “forks” were designed for human medical needs.

Marum
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Marum

Actually a good supply of large (60 L) plastic garbage bags would help. You can cut three holes in them and clothe the other denisons of your alcove and table in them. Failing that – plastic raincoats would be de rigueur.

Bon appetit amiga y amigo.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Made of stained steel.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 0730. As near as I can ascertain, one impales small crabs on them, Thus they can be cooked over a fame, and eaten at the table.

The one illustrated, appears to be overly ornate, compared to the ones on the addy which I have dug up.

BTW. Ascetain is the solvent, for cleaning fibre-glass resin out of one’s brushes..

Marum
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Marum

Reminds me of the time I read an article about an alternative to the lead acid battery. Obviously wrotten by a journo, who knew FA about batteries.

The device was described as; Assault Battery. (Every time you open the bonnet, (hood) it grabs you by the throat, and beats the crab out of you.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Marum: Must be a great way to treat venereal disease. Open the bonnet and get the crabs beaten out of you.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is this an instrument of torture from Best Korea??

Peter
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Peter

Nope, not even for free.

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