My hards are tied…

My hards are tied…

posted on 14 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

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Photo courtesy of D. Lesslie.
Found in Japan. 

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algernon
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algernon

Somewhat turgid

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

You must be satisfied!

algernon
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algernon

For yeah hard to form

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

This gift is made of wood.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

Yes, bags come in hardy.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Is there a gift in the bag or are you just glad to see me?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It’s quite a hardful.

DrLex
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DrLex

That’s a lot of sparkle coming out of those hards.

Marum
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Marum

My little Filipina lady reckoned, all mine were for her only.

Marum
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Marum

Good girl: “It’s hard to be good.”

Bad girl: “It has to be hard to be good.”

Marum
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Marum

This bloke and the lady next door find out their respective spouses are having an affair. So that night when their spouses were out at a motel somewhere, they decide to have some revenge. So! In his bed they have their revenge, it feels so good they have some more revenge. Then they have a shower, and repair to the kitchen, to have a cup of tea and bikkies. Then they have a quick bit of revenge on the kitchen table, then some in the hallway on the way to the bedroom, and then she has hers, cowgirl style on… Read more »

Pete
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Pete

You know what they say:
“From hard to mouth.”

Pete
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Pete

Better yet:
“Form hard to mouse”.
It’s Engrish, after all.

Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

– Is that your hard on me, dear?

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 5:17:

There is something special about Filipinas, isn’t there?
(A statement, not a question.)

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Back in the 1980’s, then-radio host Jonathan Brandmeier had a commercial where Rolling Stones band member Ron Wood tells the listeners that he wakes up listening to Brandmeier, then says to wake up with Wood.

Marum
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Marum

@Pete 1358. Thou art preaching to the converted.

However, it may be most Asian women in general. Dunno’! My experience is not extensive enough to judge by. I only ever loved one.

Even la Filipinas I have met in Aust., are so charming.

The local bakery is run by a Filipino, and he is assisting with my Tagalog. I think they are, in general, passionate and friendly people.

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 5:58:

Underline the word passionate.
MUCH more so than Japanese ladies.
And I DO have comparative experience.

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