Not when it’s self aware…

Not when it’s self aware…

posted on 17 Mar 2018 in Stationery, Uncategorized

milk-caramel

Caramel box helped me through some rough times.

Photo courtesy of David Gorman.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
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Seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Don’t eat and laugh together

algernon
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algernon

No but I drink milk

algernon
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algernon

How do you milk caramel

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

I laugh together. It’s better than laughing myself to bits!

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

@algernon | 4:02 am: Sugar tit?
Actually, I googled that term. It’s something they used to use to pacify babies.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Coron
– Yes! I am!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Too many caramels will give you a coron-ary.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

“I was offered candy and I toque it.”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Mmmmm, sweet caramel, laced with LSD.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I prefer to eat Carmen and laugh together.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

From my laughs, to you.

Chris
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Chris

@Algernon, 4:02 am: “You can milk anything with nipples.”

Long Tom
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Long Tom

I read years ago about a hippie party where somebody served sliced oranges with LSD on them.

Marum
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Marum

If I was eating a Caramel, I would wash it down with straight Scotch.

Marum
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Marum

Caramel = A large oblong herbivorous quadruped, with a leg at each corner.

Marum
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Marum

Caramel is a carcinogen.

Marum
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Marum

Unfortunately, the manufacturing of certain artificial caramel colorings can lead to the formation of carcinogens such as 4-methylimidazole, which causes cancer in mice but not rats (or at least, not male rats). … Buy Coke anywhere else, and it may have up to five times the limit (See Is Caramel Color Carcinogenic?).Nov 13, 2014

Marum
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Marum

Note to assist one’s paranoia: DOCTOR’S NOTE There’s another class of additives that the soda industry uses to make its soda brown; see Phosphate Additives in Meat Purge and Cola. The meat industry has also used potentially toxic additives for cosmetic purposes: arsenic-containing drugs to make chicken pink (see Arsenic in Chicken). Phosphate Additives in Chicken also help maintain the color of poultry. Carbon monoxide is used to keep red meat red, while canthoxanthine keeps salmon pink (see Artificial Coloring in Fish). The junk food industry uses titanium dioxide to whiten processed foods (see Titanium Dioxide & Inflammatory Bowel Disease).… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

A Milk Caramel is one made with milk, as different to the ordinary caramels, which are made with a liquid Latex solution.

Marum
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Marum

That is why you always coat cooked cockerel with Peanut Paste. (butter)

That is so you can have a cock, which sticks to the roof of your mouth.

UCity
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UCity

Sorry, I’ve been told not to accept candy from anthropomorphic boxes with whom I am not acquainted.

Light Code
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Light Code

If “you” laugh “together” it is a sign of Schizophrenia.

Pete
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Pete

I can’t tell if the 3 caramels to the right of the word “milk” have three eyes or are wearing a bindi! Either way they weird me out!

UCity
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UCity

Coron=Caramel moron?

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

@Marum | 8:51 am: That makes me long for the old days, when caramels and soda would only rot one’s teeth!

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

The caramel is an animal found in the Sahara Dessert, right? 😉

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

Caramel goes to the coron, and then to the lectum.

Tom41
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Tom41

If you start laughing together with a caramel box, better check the ingredients…

Kristo-Ham
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@Pete | 5:48 pm: I think the middle dot on the caramels is supposed to be a nose.

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