Not when it’s self aware…

Not when it’s self aware…

posted on 17 Mar 2018 in Stationery, Uncategorized

milk-caramel

Caramel box helped me through some rough times.

Photo courtesy of David Gorman.
Stationery found in Japan. 

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Seventy2rd o clock
Seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

WARNING: Don’t eat and laugh together

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

No but I drink milk

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

How do you milk caramel

Droll not troll
Droll not troll
2 years ago

I laugh together. It’s better than laughing myself to bits!

Droll not troll
Droll not troll
2 years ago

@algernon | 4:02 am: Sugar tit?
Actually, I googled that term. It’s something they used to use to pacify babies.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Coron
– Yes! I am!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Too many caramels will give you a coron-ary.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

“I was offered candy and I toque it.”

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Mmmmm, sweet caramel, laced with LSD.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

I prefer to eat Carmen and laugh together.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

From my laughs, to you.

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

@Algernon, 4:02 am: “You can milk anything with nipples.”

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

I read years ago about a hippie party where somebody served sliced oranges with LSD on them.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If I was eating a Caramel, I would wash it down with straight Scotch.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Caramel = A large oblong herbivorous quadruped, with a leg at each corner.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Caramel is a carcinogen.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Unfortunately, the manufacturing of certain artificial caramel colorings can lead to the formation of carcinogens such as 4-methylimidazole, which causes cancer in mice but not rats (or at least, not male rats). … Buy Coke anywhere else, and it may have up to five times the limit (See Is Caramel Color Carcinogenic?).Nov 13, 2014

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Note to assist one’s paranoia: DOCTOR’S NOTE There’s another class of additives that the soda industry uses to make its soda brown; see Phosphate Additives in Meat Purge and Cola. The meat industry has also used potentially toxic additives for cosmetic purposes: arsenic-containing drugs to make chicken pink (see Arsenic in Chicken). Phosphate Additives in Chicken also help maintain the color of poultry. Carbon monoxide is used to keep red meat red, while canthoxanthine keeps salmon pink (see Artificial Coloring in Fish). The junk food industry uses titanium dioxide to whiten processed foods (see Titanium Dioxide & Inflammatory Bowel Disease).… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

A Milk Caramel is one made with milk, as different to the ordinary caramels, which are made with a liquid Latex solution.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

That is why you always coat cooked cockerel with Peanut Paste. (butter)

That is so you can have a cock, which sticks to the roof of your mouth.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Sorry, I’ve been told not to accept candy from anthropomorphic boxes with whom I am not acquainted.

Light Code
Light Code
2 years ago

If “you” laugh “together” it is a sign of Schizophrenia.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

I can’t tell if the 3 caramels to the right of the word “milk” have three eyes or are wearing a bindi! Either way they weird me out!

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Coron=Caramel moron?

Droll not troll
Droll not troll
2 years ago

@Marum | 8:51 am: That makes me long for the old days, when caramels and soda would only rot one’s teeth!

Droll not troll
Droll not troll
2 years ago

The caramel is an animal found in the Sahara Dessert, right? 😉

Droll not troll
Droll not troll
2 years ago

Caramel goes to the coron, and then to the lectum.

Tom41
Tom41
2 years ago

If you start laughing together with a caramel box, better check the ingredients…

Kristo-Ham
2 years ago

@Pete | 5:48 pm: I think the middle dot on the caramels is supposed to be a nose.

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