Still only one…

Still only one…

posted on 31 Mar 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

master-pubic-accountants

Shhh I’m counting hairs.
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algernon
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algernon

Either hairy or boney

algernon
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algernon

Could be Brazilian

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Are they at least private pubic accountants?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

You may find one in your area.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

They go over your business with a fine-tooth comb.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Founded by Short & Curley.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, what is accountant?
– It’s just a man with a beard on the wrong place, honey.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Their reputation is untainted.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I’ll bet all the apprentice pubic accountants get all the dirty work.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’ve heard of rebate accountants. Maybe these are master-bate accountants.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Did you hear about the pubic accountant who lost control and got the sack?

Chris
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Chris

I hear the boss is a real dick.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

What would the government refund me if I file my tax return with them?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

When I had a computer science course in college, the female professor wrote “PUBIC DOMAIN” on the whiteboard, and I pointed it out to her. She quickly corrected it. (I am not making this up.)

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

@Long Tom 6:24: My high school Physics teacher once told the class : Like poles attract, unlike poles repel and I quickly corrected him. He looked suspiciously gay to me.

coffeebot
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Moter would not approve.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Filing your tax returns doesn’t have to be a hair-pulling experience – or it could – if you want.

Long Tom
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Marum
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Marum

I think that has been mooted before:

ATO FORM 041OE.

4″ to 6″; normal tax applicable.
6″ to 8″; growth tax assessable .
8′ to 10″ : Luxury tax applies.
10″ + : luxury + capital gains tax on individual basis on excess over 10″.

Under 4″ : Development grant may be applied for.

Please consult you Pubic Accountant

Peter
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Peter

Ugh, let’s keep that private.

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