What did I tell you about say to anyone!

What did I tell you about say to anyone!

posted on 26 Mar 2018 in Bags/Packaging

leave-position-to-wind

Oh wind, is there nothing you can’t solve?

Photo courtesy of James Ostrander.
Tote bag found in Nagasaki, Japan.

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algernon
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algernon

But I fart in your general direction

algernon
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algernon

So what do we do with all these cats

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Bunch of fate cats.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I leave the upright sitting position and tilt to the left, to wind.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

What’s the purroblem?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I got 99 troubles, but a pussy ain’t one.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

For cats, the problem isn’t the wind. It’s the spray.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Schrödinger’s Cats

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Trouble isn’t always a cat-astrophe.

Marum
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Marum

Six farting cats, sitting on a wall. etc.

Marum
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Marum

These are generic cats.

The real ones supplied, may vary in detail

Marum
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Marum

That was the lady in Goldfinger.

C–t in Abudance. Or was it Pussy Galore?

Pete
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Pete

The two characters on the side mean “Steel Man”.
Superman? I guess his position is always in the wind.
Maybe that’s the secret of his ability to fly.
Super strong break-wind!

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 5:39:

Synonyms!

Pete
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Pete

Piss off those kitties and they’ll start caterwauling!

Marum
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Marum

These are the cats, that Colonel Sanders rejected.

Snide reference to the John West commercial.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

A litter trouble each.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Trouble? Don’t hide your felines, talk to your paw.

Chris
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Chris

@Pete, 5:45 AM: Your comment is hiss-terical!

Pete
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Pete

Chris @7:05 am:

I almost wrote “Puss off those kitties…”
Cause a “u” instead of an “i” would be an easy typo!

UCity
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UCity

You don’t tug on Superman’s cape
You don’t leave the position to wind

Long Tom
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Long Tom

You also don’t rub a cat’s abdomen. They’ll become agitated and attack your hand.

UCity
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UCity

@Marum 5:00 am

I like how they all have that “wasn’t me” look on their faces.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 5:35 am: Also in defeet and defur.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Not all cats. I grew up with a cat like that, but the ones we have now don’t react that way.

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Droll not Troll

@Long Tom | 3:06 pm: Not all cats. I grew up with a cat like that, but the ones we have now don’t react that way.

Lora
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Lora

What’s invisible and smells like tuna?

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0527 Our Burmese used to convulsively kick with both back feet simultaneously, when we rubbed his tummy. We’d notice him getting a strange look in his eyes, anD we would all yell. “Don’t kick! DONT’KICK!!.”

But it would get too much for him eventually and he would lash out. I believe it is normal behaviour for cats. That is how Leopards kill large animals such as Baboons. They grab them with their front claws, and lash out with their back ones, eventually disembowelling the Baboon.

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