You’ll detonate over our low prices!

You’ll detonate over our low prices!

posted on 23 Mar 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

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We re-fuse to be undersold!

Photo courtesy of Greg Coleman.
Found in Thailand.

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seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

CAUTION: In case of fire, use a hand grenade

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Business is booming.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

Obviously a Citröen C4.

algernon
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algernon

Our cars are explosive

algernon
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algernon

A gift for everyone

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Our vehicles use the external combustion engine.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

An offer to good to re-fuse.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Now put the key into ignition, Madam.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

If you want to blow up a car, don’t burn your lips on the exhaust pipe.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

Get one now! They won’t last!

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

“I suggest you get the extra insurance sir.”

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

So that’s where all the Pintos went.

coffeebot
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Didn’t they used to have an office in Oklahoma City?

coffeebot
Guest

They have Corvairs!

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

That’s where ISIS sold their overstocked fleet.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Mommy, why is that man counting backwards?

DrLex
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DrLex

For some reason, they never manage to rent the same car more than once.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Please fasten your seat belt so you don’t fallout.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

You will love our new, clear rental agreement.

Pete
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Pete

Dedicated to delivery of exploded chicken.

Pete
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Pete

Ignition spark lit by Thai chilies.

Pete
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Pete

Rental contract is an offer you can’t refuse!

Pete
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Pete

Uh oh. Better get some fire distinguishers.
And make sure the exit holes are clearly marked.

Pete
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Pete

♪ Bomb bomb bomb, bomb bomb Thailand… ♪

DrLex
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DrLex

You certainly get a lot of bang for your bucks here.

UCity
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UCity

You’ll have to learn to drive stick…

…of dynamite.

Classic Steve
Guest

“Rent” implies you’re supposed to bring it back….

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: In case of safety, press the big red button on the dashboard

Lora
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Lora

If womb is pronounced “woom” and tomb is pronounced “toom”, then why isn’t bomb pronounced “boom”?

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Frank Burns: Believe it or not, the United States Postal Service actually used Ford Pintos as mail cars decades ago and they lasted a long time in service. Maybe they’re fine if nobody hits them.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

@Classic Steve: They provide a large box for that.

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Allah A-kar!

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

“Where’s the kaboom? There was supposed to be an earth- shattering kaboom!”
-Marvin the Martian.

Droll not troll
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Droll not troll

Those cars with suicide doors weren’t bad enough?

DrLex
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DrLex

@Lora: because English.

Marum
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Marum

@Lora 0919. The fallout from a woom lasts much longer

Marum
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Marum

So too, does a toom last longer.
A bomb is of relatively short duration, therefore it does not get the honour of the double “o”.

ENGRISH AS SHE IS WRIT.

Marum
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Marum

@72rd 0917. The first car I ever drove with one of those. I looked at it and thought; Is this a self destruct button? Anyway, I pressed it. The results were underwhelming. After four desultory flashes of the indicators, all went black. (the fuse had blown)

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