Can I get that with nerd?

Can I get that with nerd?

posted on 7 Apr 2018 in Chinglish, Menus

stewed-dork

Dork roast sounds good…

Photo courtesy of Nelson Kelm.
Menu found in China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Is it like spotted dick

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

But did the dork deserve it

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Surely the stewed dork comes with meatballs?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Stewed dork is good with a knob of butter.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

I will have the cucumber please.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Dig in!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I would imagine turbot is rather rare in China.

reference:The turbot (Scophthalmus maximus) is a species of flatfish in the family Scophthalmidae. It is a demersal fish native to marine or brackish waters of the North Atlantic, Baltic Sea and the Mediterranean Sea.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

TURBOT
£10.15 /portion or £40.60 / Fish
As a guide 1 fish (av.1.4kg) of fish feeds 4. £29.00/KG

(each portion is roughly 350g before preparation, the method will effect the final weight you receive).

Fish vary in size, the invoiced weight of your fish will be within + or – 10% of your ordered weight.

Yield indicators are an estimation.

Price in Rondon Engrand.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Far canal!. It would take more than one fish to feed me.

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

Fun fact: “Dork” was originally a term for a whale’s penis.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The stewed dork is for members only.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

The flod parsley is partially flawed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Who is Flod Parsley, and what does she do with that cucumber?

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Someone had a beef with the dork; he didn’t mince words, and the relationship could not be preserved.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@BFC 0511. OK sir. Brace yourself! Here it comes!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Naw, dork’s too high in fat.
Do you serve steamed doofus here?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Dork?
Yeah I had that once.
Tastes like chicken.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

His name was Stewe.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Got any Elvis Parsley?

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

The whale’s penis mightier than the sword!

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Waiter! This Stewed Dork tastes very unpeasant!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@DrLex:

Don’t the 汉子 in “flod parsley” mean “cilantro”?

Classic Steve
2 years ago

Dork: the other white meat.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock | 7:58 am: I don’t think he ever performed with Pink Flod.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@CSteve 4:46:

Actually the Chinese characters say “White Meat” for the por…
…I mean, dork.

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Hey nerd, if you don’t make the football team, we can always have you for dinner.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

That probably really was on restaurant menus in China during the Great Leap Forward.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Thankfully, they’re able to provide this food because enough crops survived the flod.

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

I prefer the medium-rare Reef.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Perhaps Fried Jerk with Catsup?

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