Do you enjoy exhibition?

Do you enjoy exhibition?

posted on 12 Apr 2018 in Signs

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So, if I don’t ask, I’m able?

Photo courtesy of Liliana B.
Spotted in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Its all in the eye

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Show me where the bad hand touched your exhibition thing.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Perhaps its the Palmer family

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Neither a flasher nor a pervert be.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually, nothing comes to hand, let alone mind.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Lemme get my shoes off then…

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

– Excuse me, exhibition thing, could you please be unable to touch a hand?
– You stupid human thing, don’t you see I’m an object?!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Apparently, it’s just like tennis.

Forehand, backhand, Forehand, backhand, Forehand, backhand, Forehand, backhand, juice.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:09 am: I sense mischief afoot!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Can I ask an exhibition thing to pull my finger?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Upgrade plans for Tesla’s autopilot?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

It’s a thing of the past.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Exhibition Prohibition.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@ Droll 4:11 am

Oh I don’t plan to miss, chief.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

I never could understand Yoko’s poetry.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Exhibitionists display no inhibitions.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

One of the girls schools in Brissie a few years ago had a weekend flasher.
As you can imagine, on Sunday arvo things are a bit quiet for the boarders.

So. The girls were there with score cards like the High-divng.

The police spokesman said; “The girls should not encourage these men.”

I imagine, that if he only ones and twos, it would do the opposite of encouraging him.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

EDIT If he only got ones and twos,

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

Definition: A collection of exhibition things is called an EXPOse!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:11 am: I think you will find that the similarity with tennis ends, the first time you hit a ball over the net! 😯

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

OK, I think I’ve waited long enough to go ahead and ruin the fun.

The Japanese just says “Please don’t touch items on exhibit.”
But, you folks already knew that.

Leading right to my oft repeated “just pay a gaijin $50 to translate accurately, ya Islander cheapskates” argument.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Exhibition Thing:

“Not able to touch a hand?? NO!!! I demand the freedom to touch whatever I want whenever I want! Oh, come and see the violence inherent in the system! Help, help, I’m being repressed!”

Japanese Exhibition Director:

ばかやろう, だまれ!
(Shut up you bloody peasant!)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

私は、以降のご招待します

I will invite you onward. (old time Euphemism for seppuku)

(‘Twas only a guess. I may have that incorrectly wrotten)

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW. Conversely….I am too cheap, to pay a nip to translate that for me.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 4:58,

That doesn’t sound right.
以降のご招待 sounds more like “an invitation for later”, rather than “I invite you to the beyond”, which I think is where you were aiming.

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