Do you see a red Rexus?

Do you see a red Rexus?

posted on 27 Apr 2018 in Signs

parking_rot

I’m sorry Mrs Jones, your car has a case of Parking Rot.

Photo courtesy of Pam Lahoud.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Marum
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Marum

There is rotsa parking.

Marum
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Marum

You are here….Or is it there?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Watch out for lusty Mazdas!

Marum
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Marum

Stupid Nips. They can’t spell “Porking”.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Pallarrer parking?

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

Rust never sleeps!

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0404. Be very wary of Superaus.

They don’t call them super for the size of their wheeeels!

DrLex
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DrLex

Green: fresh
Yellow: stale
Orange: moldy
Red: putrid, park at your own risk.
Pink: decomposed.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I heard of car park collisions; now we have car park collosion.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

What happens if you park in areas D-K.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Translation just doesn’t make degrade.

Marum
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Marum

NIP: “Why the gleen colour?”

AUS: “Just colour fluctuations.”

NIP; “AND FLUCK YOU AUSTALIANS TOO!!!”

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:08 am: Superaus? I don’t get it.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Parking Rot, a disease similar to Parking Son’s

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Parking Rot in Hell

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Their layout makes scents.

algernon
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algernon

For rotting carp

algernon
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algernon

For stages of rotting

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0418. Subaru = Super roos Super aus and so on.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

If you can afford parking in Japan you’re probably spoiled.

Marum
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Marum

Actually, purchasing car-park spaces in building in Brissie, used to be a good investment.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:59 am: Never heard them called that before. Must be a Queensland thing.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@Marum | 4:59 am. Also adding to the confusion, Super Roo is a Ford thing.

UCity
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UCity

Your body shop thanks you for visiting this rot.

Marum
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Marum

@DNT 0632 Yup. They were XY sedans and utes, with a 302 V8 as standard. Plus all those decals with the kangaroo with wheels, and all those stripes. A lot were in pale blue and looked yummy.

My first trade was a Motor Mech. I was never really a Ford man. LC. LJ .Toranas were my thing. I still have an LJ two door.

Classic Steve
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You ale hele.

Pete
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Pete

@Yu No Hoo 5:32,

Forget afford.
If you can FIND parking in Japan, you’re lucky beyond belief!

Marum
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Marum

Parking rot is easier to fido, than parking termites.

The little bastards run all over the place.

Marum
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Marum

fido? = to do.

Marum
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Marum

♫Do you thing you are sufficiently decayed♪ As Ko ko sings to the Mikado’s elderly ugly daughter

Marum
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Marum

Forget a Red Lexus.

Do you have a Red Zepplin?

Marum
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Marum

@DNT Sorry about my faulty grasp of GT Ford history. They actually started the GT with a 289 V8 in the XT, then they went to the locally produced 302 for cost reasons.Then they started sourcing Cleveland V8s, in 351 Cu. inch config. The Cleveland engines didn’t last as long as the old Windsors. But didn’t they go! Not only that, one could never do better than 19 Mpg (approx 17L per 100K) Much less if one used the power in low and second. I think the GT did a low 15 sec standing quarter.

Lora
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Lora

We have parking spaces for handicapped, pregnant moms and elderly people, but we have to draw the line somewhere, and that’s parking for zombies. In fact it’s amazing that they can drive in the first place!

EffEff
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EffEff

What if you’re from Austria and not Australia?

Pete
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Pete

@Marum 7:38,

WOOF!

Pete
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Pete

There’s something deeply in alignment between reality and the Engrish when I think the words “Used Car Rot”.

Marum
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Marum

@Eff Eff 1051: Es macht nichts. Nur die Wettervorhersage

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Many years ago, I saw a classified ad for the now-defunct Hanley-Dawson Cadillac dealership, with the words underneath, “RUST AT ONTARIO”.

(It was supposed to say “Rush at Ontario”, referring to the two Chicago streets.)

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

It was supposed to say “Rotary Engines” but they decided they didn’t want a bunch of wankels parking there.

Salome
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Salome

Japanese Engrish–the original and best.

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Don’t forget to ford up your baby pram when boarding the car

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