Do you see a red Rexus?

Do you see a red Rexus?

posted on 27 Apr 2018 in Signs

parking_rot

I’m sorry Mrs Jones, your car has a case of Parking Rot.

Photo courtesy of Pam Lahoud.
Found in Tokyo, Japan. 

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Marum
Marum
3 years ago

There is rotsa parking.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

You are here….Or is it there?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Watch out for lusty Mazdas!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Stupid Nips. They can’t spell “Porking”.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Pallarrer parking?

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
3 years ago

Rust never sleeps!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0404. Be very wary of Superaus.

They don’t call them super for the size of their wheeeels!

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Green: fresh
Yellow: stale
Orange: moldy
Red: putrid, park at your own risk.
Pink: decomposed.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

I heard of car park collisions; now we have car park collosion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

What happens if you park in areas D-K.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Translation just doesn’t make degrade.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

NIP: “Why the gleen colour?”

AUS: “Just colour fluctuations.”

NIP; “AND FLUCK YOU AUSTALIANS TOO!!!”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:08 am: Superaus? I don’t get it.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Parking Rot, a disease similar to Parking Son’s

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Parking Rot in Hell

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Their layout makes scents.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

For rotting carp

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

For stages of rotting

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0418. Subaru = Super roos Super aus and so on.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

If you can afford parking in Japan you’re probably spoiled.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Actually, purchasing car-park spaces in building in Brissie, used to be a good investment.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:59 am: Never heard them called that before. Must be a Queensland thing.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Marum | 4:59 am. Also adding to the confusion, Super Roo is a Ford thing.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

Your body shop thanks you for visiting this rot.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT 0632 Yup. They were XY sedans and utes, with a 302 V8 as standard. Plus all those decals with the kangaroo with wheels, and all those stripes. A lot were in pale blue and looked yummy.

My first trade was a Motor Mech. I was never really a Ford man. LC. LJ .Toranas were my thing. I still have an LJ two door.

Classic Steve
3 years ago

You ale hele.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 5:32,

Forget afford.
If you can FIND parking in Japan, you’re lucky beyond belief!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Parking rot is easier to fido, than parking termites.

The little bastards run all over the place.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

fido? = to do.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

♫Do you thing you are sufficiently decayed♪ As Ko ko sings to the Mikado’s elderly ugly daughter

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Forget a Red Lexus.

Do you have a Red Zepplin?

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@DNT Sorry about my faulty grasp of GT Ford history. They actually started the GT with a 289 V8 in the XT, then they went to the locally produced 302 for cost reasons.Then they started sourcing Cleveland V8s, in 351 Cu. inch config. The Cleveland engines didn’t last as long as the old Windsors. But didn’t they go! Not only that, one could never do better than 19 Mpg (approx 17L per 100K) Much less if one used the power in low and second. I think the GT did a low 15 sec standing quarter.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

We have parking spaces for handicapped, pregnant moms and elderly people, but we have to draw the line somewhere, and that’s parking for zombies. In fact it’s amazing that they can drive in the first place!

EffEff
EffEff
3 years ago

What if you’re from Austria and not Australia?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Marum 7:38,

WOOF!

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

There’s something deeply in alignment between reality and the Engrish when I think the words “Used Car Rot”.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

@Eff Eff 1051: Es macht nichts. Nur die Wettervorhersage

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Many years ago, I saw a classified ad for the now-defunct Hanley-Dawson Cadillac dealership, with the words underneath, “RUST AT ONTARIO”.

(It was supposed to say “Rush at Ontario”, referring to the two Chicago streets.)

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It was supposed to say “Rotary Engines” but they decided they didn’t want a bunch of wankels parking there.

Salome
Salome
3 years ago

Japanese Engrish–the original and best.

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
3 years ago

Don’t forget to ford up your baby pram when boarding the car

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