If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

If you’re not sure you’re alive, think again.

posted on 16 Apr 2018 in Stationery

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Look for more sure proofs you’re alive.

Photo courtesy of Marijke Lohman.
Notebook found in Japan. 

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Feels warm because he cocks his leg

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

When it became apparent that the typical internet ads like “horny women located in your town” were unsuccessful, the ad companies tried to broaden their horizons.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Dogs are better than
Monkeys

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

I can easily refute this proof with a dead dog and a microwave oven.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Located in u town.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Specifically, located on a chair.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I heard life was a highway, so I left town.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Hello the friend! Where are you located?
– I’m located in your town.
– I know, but where exactly?
– Life brings with it countless possibilities.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This appears to be a circular argument.

When we feel life’s warmth, it is sure prof that we are alive.

But when we are alive we create the warmth which we feel.

Therefore, the warmth gives the illusion that we are alive.

Thus, we could be dead, but on fire.

So. The reaction could be endothermic, not exothermic.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

When I feel life’s warmth, I know the dog has been sitting on the furniture again.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

When the dog licks my face, I know that I’m alive.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

My chair is full of dogs.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Yu No Hoo.0417. That was the Irishman, who heard that most road accidents occur within 5 miles of home.

So he moved.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Just try to get me off this chair buster.

C’MON! Hold out your hand….Just a bit furthur, heh heh.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

This … This animal!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Some of my best friends are alive.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

Just ask the squirrel how gentle the dog was.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Life is delicate.
Gentle hand wash
Drip dry
Do not pump iron.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

YOLW. You Only Live Warm.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 4:21,

Endothermic vs. Exothermic, as defined in places such as Tasmania, Arkansas, West Virginia, or Saskatchewan (Hey I’m attempting to be Pan-Anglophonic here):

Endothermic: Keep that hot prong away from my backside!!!
Exothermic: But feel free to apply it to my ex-wife.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Frank 4:53,

I have yet to see a dog outrun a squirrel.
But I’m sure there are some fast enough.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Running 4:23:

That’s funny. My dog is full of chairs!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

I’m a sucker for today’s Engrish photo
‘Coz the dog in the chair is a Shiba-Inu.
And I have a Shiba which looks almost just like the pooch in the pic.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

@Pete 7:10:
But is it as warm as the one in the pic?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Dr Lex. 0720. No. He gad his stuffed years ago.

Think of the money you save on dog fued.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

My doG creates chairs.

EDIT prev gad = had

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@DrLex 7:20 am,

Even warmer!
Gentlest dog in the world!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Doggie style…………………………………………………………………………$150.00
Barking and yelping extra………………………………………………………$20.00

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

This bloke is having sex with a hooker. While this is happening, her miniature French Poodle is licking him on the bum.

Unfortunately the police raid the joint.

She gets charged with prostitution.
He gets charged with being on premises used for prostitutiom.
And the dog lost its likker licence.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

One of the cats I grew up with was a very large and muscular tomcat who caught and ate squirrels, leaving tails and large intestines under our back porch. A cat who came later chased squirrels as a kitten, but never caught one.

It’s difficult to imagine a dog catching a squirrel when a squirrel can easily escape by climbing a tree or other vertical object.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

The fiend is this human. It’s hot.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Pete | 7:08 am: Chairs? They’re probably stools!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Marum | 4:21 am: “When we feel life’s warmth…”. It’s not life unless it gets you right in the feels.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@DnT 5:39,

Winner, winner,
Chicken Dinner!

You win.
I was waiting for that all day from somebody!

Salome
Salome
2 years ago

Just don’t eat it.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@Salome: Of course not. This is a Japanese and not a Korean picture.

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