It’s not even pretty good

It’s not even pretty good

posted on 9 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

homely-meat-ball

Just like my ugly mama used to make it…

Photo courtesy of Kevin Chambers.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Just like mother used to make.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

The best the factory can make.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Cosy, comfortable balls; just the way I like ’em!

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

I have indeed seen more attractive meatballs than these…

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

There is a good chance that these contain nuts.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

These gave me a cute indigestion.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Why would you get meat balls from a homely vegetarian?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Retreat and think of cakes.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

“Let them eat cake then!” (Marie Antionette)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If yyour balls are too homely, no c–t will go near them.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– What’s for dinner, darling?
– Ma balls!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ algernon 4:03 am

It must be vegetarian if it came from a plant.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo. 0448. So! If I eat birds I find in trees, and other arboreal animals….They don’t count?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Is consuming your lady permissible, on a vegan diet?

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Mmmm, crisp like a sock and stewed like a dork.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ Marum 5:07 am

Absolutely.

Unless it is a carnivorous plant or man-eating tree.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

They teste like tofu.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Worse than offal.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Based on the pic, those “balls” don’t look very round to me.
Or even oval.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Pete 0611. In fact, they look bloody offal.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Actually, I have eaten a vegetarian “steakburger”. The steak was made of nut-meal and soy-meal.

It was passable.

Not to compare with a chunk of round or topside, though.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The place was; Squirrels; in West End in Brissie. They did the best salad rolls I have eaten anywhere. (in the South Pacific region)

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 6:14,

I’ll bet they taste bloody offal too.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Balls 101.

Balls do not have to be round: ie. Footballs.(League, Union, American)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

GREAT BALLS OF FIRE. (Jerry Lee Lewis)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Algernon 0403 and Yoo No Hoo 0448.

In truth. They are the very Fabrik of existance.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

EDIT Existence.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Marum 7:29,

S’truth, mate…no, they don’t.

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

Actually they are imitation meat made from soya &/or gluten and do resemble the texture of real meat.

Hence the term “vegetarian meat ball” and of course that’s where the oxymoron creeps in.

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