More oyster crackers?

More oyster crackers?

posted on 11 Apr 2018 in Clothing

mild-soup

Try these softener croutons.

Photo courtesy of Kristin.

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Waiter, this soup tastes like sheet.

Running Comment
Running Comment
4 years ago

I have tried hanging my vichysoisse out to dry all day, but got the mess all over the kitchen

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Wherever it is, I would never go there if was wet.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

These instructions were compiled by a consommé professional

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Use mild soup to get out the sand which is in your clothes.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

If this is the “care” label, I’d like to see the “couldn’t give a f***” label!

jjhitt
jjhitt
4 years ago

The perfect answer for soup stains.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

Sire. The jail roof leaked, and we have 120 saturated prisoners.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

“Oh! Hang the prisoners.”

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

Would you buy stock in this company?

DrLex
DrLex
4 years ago

Now there’s the problem. Last time I tried to wash with hot-and-sour soup…

Long Tom
Long Tom
4 years ago

Not made with bleached flour.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@Yu No Hoo 0408. I never put sandwiches in my clothes.

But the bread would be good for soaking up the soup.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Miso for clothes

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

It’s supposed to say CARE LADLE.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
4 years ago

Mildew Soup is good for your health.

algernon
algernon
4 years ago

Just hang to mild soup

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

@DNT 0411. Only if it was beef stock

(very obscure reference to a bull market)

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Mommy, why did you wash your hands in my soup?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Waiter! The sole of a sock is still crisp!

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

– Darling? There are meat balls in my shorts!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

Soup is not a good source of iron.

Marum
Marum
4 years ago

How about, if the saucepan is rusty.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Seventy 5:24,

Not to mention the frankfurter in there, too!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Look! Up in the sky!
It’s a bird…it’s a plane..it’s a long trail of bubbles…
It’s SOAPERman!

And right with him is his Aussie partner, Bonzer-man!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Next up in the Soup Pod Snort challenge: Clam Chowder!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@DnT 4:11,

I prefer to invest in Boullion.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
4 years ago

@ Marum 4:11 am

Their last meal was soup-on-a-rope.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Are you the Creature from the Black Lagoon or did you just take a bath in Egg Drop Soap?

Classic Steve
4 years ago

Anecdote: In Spain, I saw a restaurant blackboard menu that included “Could Soap” and “Sadwich.”

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
4 years ago

@ Pete | 6:44 am: Possibly with some cream on top.

UCity
UCity
4 years ago

Silly care label.

Clearly they meant wash with stewed dork.

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

Waiter, I only eat Halal.
Does this soup have dork in it?

Filboid
Filboid
4 years ago

No soap for you!!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
4 years ago

@Pete | 6:49 am: Ramen to that, brother!

Pete
Pete
4 years ago

@Seventy 9:02,

AKA “Soup to Nuts”.

Peter
Peter
4 years ago

Mom, my shirt smells yummy!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
4 years ago

Bath in soup, anybody?

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