Not my favorite cleaning company

Not my favorite cleaning company

posted on 2 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

big-stank

I love the smell of success!

Photo courtesy of Jose.

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seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

They probably mean Big’s Tank.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Just opened; they converted the ol’ factory.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

One of the phew places I buy clothes at.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I’m reek-considering my plan to shop there.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

They have a great selection of windbreakers.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Everyone nose where this place is.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

#2 in the clothing industry.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

You can’t miss it – it’s the first odor on the left.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

We stock smell, medium and large.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

All stitching done by professional sewers.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Where Pepe LePew buys his clothes…on the few occasion he does wear any.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Our customers wear Reekbok, eat at WcDonald’s and never apologize for the incontinence.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I can’t stay here, it’s bad for miasma.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Around the corner from the Big Skank

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Our beef is well aged

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

This name would work if it was a cheese shop.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The outcast clothing sounds interesting.

Cast out of what? The window of van at a Drive-in Theatre.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

”When she stinks it seems the stars all know …”

combat_rock
combat_rock
2 years ago

Don’t let the name fool you, I took my clothes here and now ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m just so fresh and clean.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

No wonder you are outkast.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@FB 0500. That is the trick to making “ripened” cheeses. The cheesemaker tries to get them to smell as much like his wife, as possible.

So! If you are eating your Danish Blue, and you get an erection….Your lover may be the Cheesemaker’s wife.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Would an Untouchable, be an out caste

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Actually, a good position is to slide to passenger side seat way back, and half recline it. Then perch your lady on the edge of it, and kneel in the footwell. Then get a good grip round her waist and then enjoy her. As she has nowhere to go, except arch up beautifully and squeal, you should be able to drive her out of her mind, in half an our or so. It always worked for my lady.

I reckon, romance dies in a double-bred. There are many better places to romance your lover.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Fairly appropriiate, seeing the big O on the left, appears to have ears on it.

coffeebot
2 years ago

Like the Big Easy only with backed up sewer gasses.

Classic Steve
2 years ago

We apologize for the incontinence.

Nonsuch Ned
Nonsuch Ned
2 years ago

Live, from the center of the Earth
Seven light-years below sea level we go
Welcome to Stankonia, the place from which all funky things come
Would you like to come?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am: *cough*Ted Nugent*cough*

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

@Dnt: That’s nothing. Ever heard of G.G. Allin?

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

EWWWWWWW . . . that big stench of Corporate Shanghai

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