Not my favorite cleaning company

Not my favorite cleaning company

posted on 2 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

big-stank

I love the smell of success!

Photo courtesy of Jose.

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seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

They probably mean Big’s Tank.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Just opened; they converted the ol’ factory.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

One of the phew places I buy clothes at.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I’m reek-considering my plan to shop there.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

They have a great selection of windbreakers.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Everyone nose where this place is.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

#2 in the clothing industry.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

You can’t miss it – it’s the first odor on the left.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

We stock smell, medium and large.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

All stitching done by professional sewers.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Where Pepe LePew buys his clothes…on the few occasion he does wear any.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Our customers wear Reekbok, eat at WcDonald’s and never apologize for the incontinence.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I can’t stay here, it’s bad for miasma.

algernon
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algernon

Around the corner from the Big Skank

algernon
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algernon

Our beef is well aged

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

This name would work if it was a cheese shop.

Marum
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Marum

The outcast clothing sounds interesting.

Cast out of what? The window of van at a Drive-in Theatre.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

”When she stinks it seems the stars all know …”

combat_rock
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combat_rock

Don’t let the name fool you, I took my clothes here and now ain’t nobody dope as me, I’m just so fresh and clean.

UCity
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UCity

No wonder you are outkast.

Marum
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Marum

@FB 0500. That is the trick to making “ripened” cheeses. The cheesemaker tries to get them to smell as much like his wife, as possible.

So! If you are eating your Danish Blue, and you get an erection….Your lover may be the Cheesemaker’s wife.

Marum
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Marum

Would an Untouchable, be an out caste

Marum
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Marum

Actually, a good position is to slide to passenger side seat way back, and half recline it. Then perch your lady on the edge of it, and kneel in the footwell. Then get a good grip round her waist and then enjoy her. As she has nowhere to go, except arch up beautifully and squeal, you should be able to drive her out of her mind, in half an our or so. It always worked for my lady.

I reckon, romance dies in a double-bred. There are many better places to romance your lover.

Marum
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Marum

Fairly appropriiate, seeing the big O on the left, appears to have ears on it.

coffeebot
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Like the Big Easy only with backed up sewer gasses.

Classic Steve
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We apologize for the incontinence.

Nonsuch Ned
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Nonsuch Ned

Live, from the center of the Earth
Seven light-years below sea level we go
Welcome to Stankonia, the place from which all funky things come
Would you like to come?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

@seventy2rd o clock | 4:28 am: *cough*Ted Nugent*cough*

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Dnt: That’s nothing. Ever heard of G.G. Allin?

Peter
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Peter

EWWWWWWW . . . that big stench of Corporate Shanghai

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