Now if we only get him to flush…

Now if we only get him to flush…

posted on 21 Apr 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries, Stationery

dary-urinating-dog

If he really was man’s best friend he’d put the lid down…

Photo courtesy of Michelle.
Stationery from Korea. 

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I wrap the urine with the dungarees.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Potty training puppies now

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

So its a boy dog. A girl dog would sit down

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Could be worse. At least he’s not large unpleasantly.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Why am I peeing in perfectly good drinking water?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

A dog doesn’t trouser, it pants.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I have a very dream.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Peedle or Poodle?

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

If the dog ate the diary, would he get diarrea?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am: If the dog ate the whole diary, it would be a record.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

We apologise for the inconsistency.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ Droll 4:19 am

This dog pants because he’s wearing sweats.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am: I hope not, because then he’d have more than one date!
(That may not make sense to non-Aussies.)

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Rule Number One: Never wrap the urine with the trousers; that’s basically impossible
Rule Number Two: Don’t stand on two legs – you’re a dog; just lift your rear leg

Chris
Chris
2 years ago

Careful you don’t miss the bowl. You might step in a poodle.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Don’t too ashamed, just apologize to the incontinence.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

Stationery has gone to the dogs at a new low.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

You’re a whizzer, hairy!

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Honey? Why is our toidy full of Smörgåsbord?

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Another pissant.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

His name is Pierre.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

My Burmese cat preferred to drink out of the toilet, instead of his water bowl.

My youngest daughter asked me why.

I replied, that the toilet water probably had more flavour.

At that piece of unwelcome information, her eyes went all funny.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Because of a dog’s anatomy, if it peed standing up on its hind legs, it would pee at an angle of about 20 degrees to the vertical.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Book of the night: The Yellow River by I.P. Daily.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

I think he’s be *woman’s* best friend if he put the lid down.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

^ Or the seat back down at least, which he appears to not have done. If he sprinkles when he tinkles, he should be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.

Lora
Lora
2 years ago

Also the toilet looks like it’s made of Styrofoam and it would be crushed if a human sat on it, so forget it.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

This guy is fine, but some breeds will pug the toilet.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

https://www.amazon.com/Hanoi-Jane-Urinal-Target-Package/dp/B00CC3XPZK

Put this into the toilet, only substituting a picture of Michael Vick, and you can guarantee no dog will spill outside the toilet.

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