Now if we only get him to flush…

I wrap the urine with the dungarees.

Potty training puppies now

So its a boy dog. A girl dog would sit down

Could be worse. At least he’s not large unpleasantly.

Why am I peeing in perfectly good drinking water?

A dog doesn’t trouser, it pants.

I have a very dream.

Peedle or Poodle?

If the dog ate the diary, would he get diarrea?

@Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am: If the dog ate the whole diary, it would be a record.

We apologise for the inconsistency.

@ Droll 4:19 am

This dog pants because he’s wearing sweats.

@Yu No Hoo | 4:50 am: I hope not, because then he’d have more than one date!
(That may not make sense to non-Aussies.)

Rule Number One: Never wrap the urine with the trousers; that’s basically impossible
Rule Number Two: Don’t stand on two legs – you’re a dog; just lift your rear leg

Careful you don’t miss the bowl. You might step in a poodle.

Don’t too ashamed, just apologize to the incontinence.

Stationery has gone to the dogs at a new low.

You’re a whizzer, hairy!

Honey? Why is our toidy full of Smörgåsbord?

Another pissant.

His name is Pierre.

My Burmese cat preferred to drink out of the toilet, instead of his water bowl.

My youngest daughter asked me why.

I replied, that the toilet water probably had more flavour.

At that piece of unwelcome information, her eyes went all funny.

Because of a dog’s anatomy, if it peed standing up on its hind legs, it would pee at an angle of about 20 degrees to the vertical.

Book of the night: The Yellow River by I.P. Daily.

I think he’s be *woman’s* best friend if he put the lid down.

^ Or the seat back down at least, which he appears to not have done. If he sprinkles when he tinkles, he should be a sweetie and wipe the seaty.

Also the toilet looks like it’s made of Styrofoam and it would be crushed if a human sat on it, so forget it.

This guy is fine, but some breeds will pug the toilet.

https://www.amazon.com/Hanoi-Jane-Urinal-Target-Package/dp/B00CC3XPZK

Put this into the toilet, only substituting a picture of Michael Vick, and you can guarantee no dog will spill outside the toilet.