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posted on 18 Apr 2018 in Toys

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Can you press button a little faster?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Waitt.

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algernon
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algernon

I’d call it something else

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Or just press my butt on.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

I am trying to find the button. There are two.

algernon
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algernon

Its rather large

DrLex
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DrLex

There is a rumor that this button is sometimes difficult to find.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Don’t press too hard or she may put your lights out!

DrLex
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DrLex

Poor woman, she only has 5 bits of memory.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The magical light will come out of an orifice with all those teeth?
I’m not pressing that button!! Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Pete
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Pete

How ‘bout your bell?
Can I ring that, too?

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

WARNING: Design for the children – not suitable for adults!

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

32 different effects – well, that’s over 18.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I don’t see the light but the music certainly looks cool!

Marum
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Marum

When I pressed mu lady’s button, I got sound not light.

Marum
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Marum

Mu = my

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If the red arrow is pointing to her button, the poor girl has a problem!

Marum
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Marum

If you can curl the edges of your tongue upwards to form a circle, (cylinder) it gives you an immediate advantage.

Marum
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Marum

It’s as dark as a dungeon, way deep in the hole.

(Sorry Johnny Cash)

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Reminds me of an on-again off-again relationship I had.

Marum
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Marum

Well. I guess you put an LED in the end, and an AA cell or two up your bum. Then you can see what’s up.

Marum
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Marum

Notes with sunnies.

Für eine kleine Nacht Musik.

Marum
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Marum

oder: Für eine kleine licht Musik. (Licht as in bright)

Marum
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Marum

@Dr. Lex 0408.

I thought the perfect woman had: A Hot twot and an empty head.🗢

Marum
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Marum

Oh yes! And a head with a flat top. So you have somewhere to stand your beer during felatio.$#128406;

Marum
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Marum

Damn 🖖

Christian
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Christian

I’ve been pressing her button for 20 minutes and she still hasn’t lit up.

Marum
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Marum

No mate. The children may be the best quality, but I don’t wish to select any of them. I’ll leave that to the priests.

Pete
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Pete

@Christian 6:51,

You need to ask HER how the button should be pressed.
Let her guide you.

Different Doll’s buttons don’t always work exactly the same!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Don’t press her button if you’re just going to lever.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

I’m gonna need to see some I.D. before I push any buttons.

EffEff
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EffEff

Something tells me they don’t mean her belly button.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If she’s a good girl, press her button. If she’s a bad girl, you may need to use a switch.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

If you press her button and something lights up, could you be charged with battery?

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