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posted on 18 Apr 2018 in Toys

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Can you press button a little faster?

Photo courtesy of Matthew Waitt.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

I’d call it something else

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Or just press my butt on.

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
2 years ago

I am trying to find the button. There are two.

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Its rather large

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

There is a rumor that this button is sometimes difficult to find.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Don’t press too hard or she may put your lights out!

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

Poor woman, she only has 5 bits of memory.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The magical light will come out of an orifice with all those teeth?
I’m not pressing that button!! Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope. Nope.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

How ‘bout your bell?
Can I ring that, too?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

WARNING: Design for the children – not suitable for adults!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

32 different effects – well, that’s over 18.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

I don’t see the light but the music certainly looks cool!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

When I pressed mu lady’s button, I got sound not light.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Mu = my

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If the red arrow is pointing to her button, the poor girl has a problem!

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you can curl the edges of your tongue upwards to form a circle, (cylinder) it gives you an immediate advantage.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It’s as dark as a dungeon, way deep in the hole.

(Sorry Johnny Cash)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Reminds me of an on-again off-again relationship I had.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Well. I guess you put an LED in the end, and an AA cell or two up your bum. Then you can see what’s up.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Notes with sunnies.

Für eine kleine Nacht Musik.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

oder: Für eine kleine licht Musik. (Licht as in bright)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@Dr. Lex 0408.

I thought the perfect woman had: A Hot twot and an empty head.🗢

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Oh yes! And a head with a flat top. So you have somewhere to stand your beer during felatio.$#128406;

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Damn 🖖

Christian
Christian
2 years ago

I’ve been pressing her button for 20 minutes and she still hasn’t lit up.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

No mate. The children may be the best quality, but I don’t wish to select any of them. I’ll leave that to the priests.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

@Christian 6:51,

You need to ask HER how the button should be pressed.
Let her guide you.

Different Doll’s buttons don’t always work exactly the same!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Don’t press her button if you’re just going to lever.

Frank Burns
Frank Burns
2 years ago

I’m gonna need to see some I.D. before I push any buttons.

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

Something tells me they don’t mean her belly button.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If she’s a good girl, press her button. If she’s a bad girl, you may need to use a switch.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

If you press her button and something lights up, could you be charged with battery?

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