Rook out!

Rook out!

posted on 23 Apr 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Michelle Shirts.
Found in China. 

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Don’t take safety for granite.

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Rockery has mond of its own

algernon
algernon
3 years ago

Best when it’s sleeping

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

I wouldn’t go to a Rookery either.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

It’s very lockely to be dangerous if you’re dlunk.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Unlike Chinese grass whose feelings merely get hurt when trampled, Chinese rockery will actively try to kill you.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

China rocks.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

You could be mortary wounded.

DrLex
DrLex
3 years ago

Rockery isn’t half as dangerous as shrubbery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Rockeries should not drive. It’s dangerous to drive when you’re stoned.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Don’t upset a rockery. They fight dirty!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Not as dangerous as rocketry.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If a man should lie with a man, then they should be stoned.

Leviticus 375 : 8 Pharisees 25 ; all out.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
3 years ago

Rapery is much more dangerous.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

It’s corrupting our youth!

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

Volcanic rock and dust is very dangerous. It causes:

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Which, in its later stages, would not leave you with enough breath to describe your ailment to anyone. Except to exclaim. “Lungs ferked!” And reach for your oxygen bottle.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

BTW That is only the dust. The rocks leave a red smudge on the ground.

In fact “ground” is how one would end up

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

The rockery is boulder than you think!

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

It’s safer to go with balladry.

Marum
Marum
3 years ago

If your balls a dry, rub them with butter.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Papery covers rockery. I win!

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

What about rollery?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Hickory, dickory, dockery,
The mouse ran up the rockery,
Loose rock struck home, and crushed his bones,
Hickory dickory dockery.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

♪ C’mon, feel the joys, girls rock your boys…♪

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

I’ll take that warning with several grains of basalt…

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Myself 6:16,

…and turned the mouse to pumice.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

A: Welcome back to the office. How was your trip to China’s mountains?

B: Thanks. It was Gneiss.

(Ba dum tsss!)

Pete
Pete
3 years ago


I would walk ten miles on my hands and knees
Ain’t no doubt about it baby,
it’s you I aim to please,
and I would even climb a Chinese rockery,

Ain’t that “Tuff”* enuff?
Ain’t that “Tuff”* enuff?

(*See definition of “tuff”.)

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

Adults must be accompanied by a miner.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Algernon 4:06,

Did you mean “mound”?

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@Myself 9:17,

For some trivia that’s neither here nor there, speaking of “mound”, there’s actually a suburb of Dallas, Texas, named “Flower Mound”.

Well, actually, I guess that’s “there”.
Go figure.

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

Q: What did the one pile of igneous rockery say to the second?

A: I lava you!

Nyuk nyuk….

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uh4dTLJ9q9o

Big Fat Cat
Big Fat Cat
3 years ago

The Rockies are even more danger! Be carefully!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

This isn’t just some silly con.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

Rockery is more dangerous when it’s drunk a couple of quartz.

UCity
UCity
3 years ago

To seek danger is to be off one’s rockery.

Lora
Lora
3 years ago

Sounds like a total crockery to me.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
3 years ago

@ Droll 2:32 pm

What goes great with a couple of quartz is a pie right?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Yu No Hoo | 5:47 pm: I can dig it.
Any more captions in that vein?

Long Tom
Long Tom
3 years ago

Rockery and rollery is bad for your soulery.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
3 years ago

@Pete | 9:22 am: The name of the capital of Arkansas is the one that always amused me.
There is a town in South Australia called Iron Knob. *insert hard-on joke here*

Pete
Pete
3 years ago

@DnT 12:39, Sorry mate, just saw your last. “Iron Knob”. Hilarious. There’s an awful lot of amusing American town names: Some of them even have themes. For example: There are ones related to eating/drinking: Chugwater, Wyoming Sandwich, Illinois Two Egg, Florida Ketchuptown, South Carolina Lick Fork, West Virginia Hot Coffee, Mississippi Ding Dong, Texas Candy Kitchen, New Mexico (Gee that was a whole breakfast!) Then there are the less pleasant digestion-related ones: Belchertown, Massachusetts Gas, Kansas (aka Gas, Kan) Slickpoo, Idaho And the ones romatically inclined: Loveladies, New Jersey Intercourse, Pennsylvania Bumpass, Virginia (a retired boss of mine actually lives… Read more »

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