This is how I get in trouble…

This is how I get in trouble…

posted on 14 Apr 2018 in Chinglish

just-do-it

Photo courtesy of Louis.
Found in China.

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algernon
algernon
2 years ago

A story about sausages

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Forbidden to all except black people?

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Or is it just it do.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Yike- Don’t do it!

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Well, if Nike said so …

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

After several thousand fatal accidents, Nike changed the slogan:

JUST FORBID IT.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

They’ll look great on your prosthetics.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

So It’s OK if I fall carefully into the tunnel?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Jumping into the train tunnel? Naturally, you’ll wear trainers.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

@ Droll 4:28 am

…or track shoes.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Not Engrish but a poor location of advertising.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Long Tom | 5:51 am: It’s on this site, along with some other hilariously bad placements of ads. https://www.scoopwhoop.com/humor/bad-ad/#.li8pkzxj1

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

*swoosh*

(sound of train passing overhead)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

It probably depends on whose tunnel.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

The “Light at the end of the tunnel” is often an express train heading at you.

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

Success is never final. Failure is never fatal. It is courage that counts.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

‘Ahm Cess. Pucker up baby.

EffEff
EffEff
2 years ago

Nike got their slogan switched with that of the Libertarian Party.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

To jump or not to jump…that is the question.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@Running Comment | 8:52 am : Failure is never fatal? Maybe you should talk with some of the people in graveyards about these potential killers:
Heart failure
Brake failure
Failure to follow instructions
Failure to look both ways
etc.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

@EffEff | 11:27 am: They didn’t need to. I never got a free lunch with my sneakers anyway. 😉

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Take therefore no thought for the morrow: for the morrow shall take thought for the things of itself.

First seek ye the Kingdom of God. (Matthew 6.34 KJV)

I’m sorry. First seek ye the persondom of God. NNL. (Nonsensical Nonsexist Language)

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

My little Asian lady loved me jumping into the tunnel. But first I had to spend lots of time, to earn the right to.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

You say “forbidden”; I say “already did it”.

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