This may be just my opinion…

This may be just my opinion…

posted on 8 Apr 2018 in Chinglish, Menus

think-of-cakes

Cakes are my safe place.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm.
Found in China.

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Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

What do you charge for a retreat?

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

The crisp sole of a sock is the perfect meal for your arch enemy.

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

Man with crisp socks saves money on tissues.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

When it comes to thinking of cakes, I’m quite willing to charge!

Yu No Hoo
Yu No Hoo
2 years ago

I tried the blue and green propeller and they screwed up my order.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Eating a blue and green propeller is likely turquoise you problems.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– What would it be, Madam?
– I think of cakes…
– Second door on the left, please.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Tenderloin beef bunch? I’ve herd of that.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Waiter! This crab is excellent!
– There must be a mistake, Sir.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

Napoleon thought of palindromes after his retreat.

Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Can I get a yellow sub wirh that propeller?

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

For a moment I thought it says ‘crapable cake’ …

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If you see the Chinese flowering, forget about the crabapple cake.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Fragrant and crisp glibly food is hard to eat because it rolls off the tongue.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Crisp…and chewy.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Glibly?
That’s easy for you to say.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

If the soul of your sock is crisp, your bladder may have sprung a leak.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

Propeller flies for propellerheads.

Droll not Troll
Droll not Troll
2 years ago

Crisp sock soles under your feet must be hard on the balls!

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

The crab is excellent but so is the blue and green propeller

algernon
algernon
2 years ago

Just hurry up the cakes

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Well, now. Lora finally gets a turn.
Waiter, some beefcakes for the lady!
Of her own choosing, of course.

Long Tom
Long Tom
2 years ago

Do you also serve the Brady Bunch?

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

In our next episode of “Dodge City Lawman”, Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday take on the Tenderloin Beef Bunch! Tune in next week, same rip-roarin’ time, same rip-roarin’ channel! Yeeeeee-HAW!

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

The crab may be excellent, but it actually looks out of place with the other menu items.

Pete
Pete
2 years ago

Ptoo!
(Hack!)

Waiter, this crispy fried filet of sole tastes like shoe leather!
Take this back to the kitchen and order me a new one!
And it BETTER taste better, or this time it’ll be ME giving YOU a SOCK!

Running Comment
Running Comment
2 years ago

My eel is full of hovercraft.

seventy2rd o clock
seventy2rd o clock
2 years ago

– Would you like some softener with that?

Airrider
Airrider
2 years ago

DECEPTICAKES! RETREEEAT!

Eggrish
Eggrish
2 years ago

Can I have a blue and green propeller with a side of airplane?

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

This is why the Germans lost the war: lack of cakes.

DrLex
DrLex
2 years ago

The ‘translations’ don’t even match up. If you think you’re ordering the cakes (which Google translates as “retired cakes”), you’re actually ordering the socks.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

@DrLex 0344. OH! I thought it was die Socken.

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I remember an episode of the Goon Show, where they were running around whacking the Germans over the head, with socks full of wet spaghetti. Why? Because they wanted the Germans to think the Italians were rising up against them. Finally they captured General von Guten, who they also hit on the head with a sock-full of wet spaghetti. Ill Met By Goonlight VON GUTTERN: Hoho, they’re pretty nice fellows, you know, really. FX: Clonk. VON GUTTERN: Ahohoho! BLOODNOK: There lads, old Bloodnok’s spaghetti socks silenced him. One good clout on von Guttern’s big steaming nut sufficed. SEAGOON: Clout him… Read more »

Marum
Marum
2 years ago

I love the old radio plays. They were enormous fun – especially for the cast.

I took part in a couple of radio plays when I was a young bloke, doing a bit of repertory theatre in my spare time. We used to pass around a bottle of Scotch, while doing them. Great days.

Peter
Peter
2 years ago

Now even some of the Chinese names got me puzzled.

UCity
UCity
2 years ago

Pie in the sky, think of cake in the lake?

Tom P.
Tom P.
2 years ago

Retreat! and think of cakes!
Hurry up! The cakes!

Peter Chan
Peter Chan
2 years ago

Sole of socks? Boring!
Get me some steamed soles of chicken feet.

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