This may be just my opinion…

This may be just my opinion…

posted on 8 Apr 2018 in Chinglish, Menus

think-of-cakes

Cakes are my safe place.

Photo courtesy of Kevin Kelm.
Found in China.

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Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

What do you charge for a retreat?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

The crisp sole of a sock is the perfect meal for your arch enemy.

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

Man with crisp socks saves money on tissues.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

When it comes to thinking of cakes, I’m quite willing to charge!

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

I tried the blue and green propeller and they screwed up my order.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Eating a blue and green propeller is likely turquoise you problems.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– What would it be, Madam?
– I think of cakes…
– Second door on the left, please.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Tenderloin beef bunch? I’ve herd of that.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Waiter! This crab is excellent!
– There must be a mistake, Sir.

Marum
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Marum

Napoleon thought of palindromes after his retreat.

Able was I, ere I saw Elba.

Pete
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Pete

Can I get a yellow sub wirh that propeller?

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

For a moment I thought it says ‘crapable cake’ …

Marum
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Marum

If you see the Chinese flowering, forget about the crabapple cake.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Fragrant and crisp glibly food is hard to eat because it rolls off the tongue.

Pete
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Pete

Crisp…and chewy.

Pete
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Pete

Glibly?
That’s easy for you to say.

Marum
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Marum

If the soul of your sock is crisp, your bladder may have sprung a leak.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Propeller flies for propellerheads.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Crisp sock soles under your feet must be hard on the balls!

algernon
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algernon

The crab is excellent but so is the blue and green propeller

algernon
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algernon

Just hurry up the cakes

Pete
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Pete

Well, now. Lora finally gets a turn.
Waiter, some beefcakes for the lady!
Of her own choosing, of course.

Long Tom
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Long Tom

Do you also serve the Brady Bunch?

Pete
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Pete

In our next episode of “Dodge City Lawman”, Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday take on the Tenderloin Beef Bunch! Tune in next week, same rip-roarin’ time, same rip-roarin’ channel! Yeeeeee-HAW!

UCity
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UCity

The crab may be excellent, but it actually looks out of place with the other menu items.

Pete
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Pete

Ptoo!
(Hack!)

Waiter, this crispy fried filet of sole tastes like shoe leather!
Take this back to the kitchen and order me a new one!
And it BETTER taste better, or this time it’ll be ME giving YOU a SOCK!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

My eel is full of hovercraft.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Would you like some softener with that?

Airrider
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Airrider

DECEPTICAKES! RETREEEAT!

Eggrish
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Eggrish

Can I have a blue and green propeller with a side of airplane?

DrLex
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DrLex

This is why the Germans lost the war: lack of cakes.

DrLex
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DrLex

The ‘translations’ don’t even match up. If you think you’re ordering the cakes (which Google translates as “retired cakes”), you’re actually ordering the socks.

Marum
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Marum

@DrLex 0344. OH! I thought it was die Socken.

Marum
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Marum

I remember an episode of the Goon Show, where they were running around whacking the Germans over the head, with socks full of wet spaghetti. Why? Because they wanted the Germans to think the Italians were rising up against them. Finally they captured General von Guten, who they also hit on the head with a sock-full of wet spaghetti. Ill Met By Goonlight VON GUTTERN: Hoho, they’re pretty nice fellows, you know, really. FX: Clonk. VON GUTTERN: Ahohoho! BLOODNOK: There lads, old Bloodnok’s spaghetti socks silenced him. One good clout on von Guttern’s big steaming nut sufficed. SEAGOON: Clout him… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

I love the old radio plays. They were enormous fun – especially for the cast.

I took part in a couple of radio plays when I was a young bloke, doing a bit of repertory theatre in my spare time. We used to pass around a bottle of Scotch, while doing them. Great days.

Peter
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Peter

Now even some of the Chinese names got me puzzled.

UCity
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UCity

Pie in the sky, think of cake in the lake?

Tom P.
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Tom P.

Retreat! and think of cakes!
Hurry up! The cakes!

Peter Chan
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Peter Chan

Sole of socks? Boring!
Get me some steamed soles of chicken feet.

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