I got stuck here for two hours…

posted on 31 May 2018 in Engrish from Other Countries

hote-traffic-jam

Try not to visit during rush hour.

Photo courtesy of Aisling Gray.
Restaurant found in Southern India.

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Man’s best friend just got friendlier.

posted on 30 May 2018 in Video Engrish

pickyourbrains

Usually they just want to shake hands…

Photo courtesy of Andrew Corica.
English lesson on Japanese TV.

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Spit-takes will not be tolerated.

posted on 29 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

no-conversation-no-saliva

I can’t help it!

Photo courtesy of Ya Yin Ko.
Found in China.

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This explains all the fire hydrants…

posted on 28 May 2018 in Signs

dog-wiz

Photo courtesy of Ximon Gray.
Clothing shop found in Tokyo. 

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There’s no dangerous place like home…

posted on 27 May 2018 in Clothing

fell-at-home

I’ll just slip onto something comfortable…

Photo courtesy of William Diesslin.
T-shirt spotted in Japan. 

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This explains the bear attacks…

posted on 26 May 2018 in Signs

food-coat

Those are gumdrop buttons!

Photo courtesy of Bart Venlet.
Found in Japan. 

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Whuatever…

posted on 25 May 2018 in Clothing

realitybecomes

Whu else but Texas…

Photo courtesy of Twisted Blue.
T-shirt found in China. 

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We apologize for previous partial effort.

posted on 24 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

well-known-enterprise

None dare question the fullness of our effort.

Photo courtesy of Tommi Kivisaari.
Found in China.

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I think you’ve had too many bears…

posted on 20 May 2018 in Bags/Packaging, Chinglish

spacious-and-bear

Sure I’m spacious but I’m also bear deep.

Photo courtesy of Tom Testa.
Bag from China.

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Much faster than nail files.

posted on 18 May 2018 in Chinglish, Engrish from Other Countries

manicure-set

Don’t like your nails? Saw them off.

Photo courtesy of Tobin Schroeder.
Found in Indonesia. 

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