I don’t see whiskey…

I don’t see whiskey…

posted on 14 May 2018 in Chinglish, Signs

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Photo courtesy of Suzanne Tung.
Found in China. 

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Algernon
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Algernon

The ladies on the left beg to differ

Algernon
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Algernon

Found in the Suck Ho building

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

I know a couple of men who need good kick up the arse – but how would someone package that?

Yu No Hoo
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Yu No Hoo

If you need to fart, this is the place.

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

Next to ‘needful things’

seventy2rd o clock
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seventy2rd o clock

– Need something else, Sir?
– Yes. A woman, please.

DrLex
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DrLex

It seems that the Ladies Beauty Centre is part of Men’s needs…

coffeebot
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coffeebot

That time of the month?

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

A couple of packs of 8 hours’ sleep, please.

Marum
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Marum

Mens needs?

Old wine.
New money.
Young women.

I’ll have mine to go thanks.

Marum
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Marum

This lucky man, had three women who wanted to marry him. To help himself choose, he gave each of them $10,000.00 and a month t0o see what happened. The blonde spent the money on hairdressers, beauty products, and some beautiful clothes. She explained that she wanted to be as beautiful as possible for her man, so he could be proud to take her out, and enjoy her to the utmost. The redhead, spent the money on him. She explained that she only wished for him to be happy.. The brunette, (Who was merchant banker) turned his $10K into $50K. She… Read more »

Marum
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Marum

Aking magandang babae always knew what I needed.

And I sure as hell preferred it unwrapped.

Big Fat Cat
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Big Fat Cat

Ladies Beauty Centre? where can I find Miss Universe and Miss World?

Marum
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Marum

I believe they can’t put Tampons in vending machines.

They keep swelling up, and blocking the delivery chute.

Pete
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Pete

Webmaster, that’s a pic from China.
They don’t need whiskey.

They got their own white lightnin’.
It’s called Bai Jiu. (Lit: White Liquor…even though it’s crystal clear.)

Gawsh did I wake up with a hangover from THAT stuff when I was in Beijing!

Running Comment
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Running Comment

Needs, wants and desires.

Pete
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Pete

@72nd at 4:28, You need a woman? In CHINA? Can you say “fish” and “barrel”??? Chicks wanting $$ off westerners in exchange for a bang are EVERYWHERE. True story: My first time in China. Wife and I went to tour China in 2008. Stayed first in Beijing. Arrived as night was falling. Intrigued, I stepped out for a short walk to see the neighborhood as wife was in the hotel room showering off the long flight from the US. I didn’t get 50 feet outside the doors of the hotel lobby when a young lady appearing in her early 20’s… Read more »

Long Tom
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Long Tom

@Pete: What a surprise! And I thought there was a shortage of women in China, due to the practice of parents wanting boys instead of girls.

Unless she was imported from Korea or somewhere…

Pete
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Pete

@Tom 8:59,

There IS a shortage of women in China.
Apparently it doesn’t stop some of them from trying to make a quick buck off a Laowai.

Frank Burns
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Frank Burns

One rich young dumb nymphomaniac who owns a liquor store please.

Droll not Troll
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Droll not Troll

Men’s needs – all Maid in China.

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